Is Jesus the Word of God?

[hobelim]

lol... If that was true you wouldn't have been deceived by one into thinking that a story intended to teach children lessons essential to good mental health and a fruitful life was a historical document.

Where do you get the idea the Bible is a children’s story?

Where? In second grade class, as soon as the talking serpent was introduced when I first read the story of adam and eve in genesis.

Oh they pushed Greek methology at my school. You must have been in private school. But did you not pay much attention because you were asking where the talking serpents were?

No, I went to public school. Once a week I went to a religious instruction class. Fortunately for me I was learning how to get to the moral or hidden teaching of fairy tales and fables in public school at the same time. I was pretty good at it. I was paying attention.

I was asking you where all the talking serpents are. I already know. I have known since the second grade.

There was a nest of them brooding in my town, trying to get me to believe that snakes once talked.

I must have been born with a natural immunity to their poison. Many other kids did not survive.

You are the one who asked where all the talking snakes are. Didn’t sound rhetorical to me.

Sorry.. I just wanted to point out that the identity of certain animals described in scripture, the teaching, and the subjects of the stories are hidden and not necessarily directly connected to the literal meaning of the words used just like in any instructional story for children with talking animals.

In the kingdom of God, There is a world above and the world below. Every creature described from the sons of God to angels, cherubim, prophets, human beings and all the wild beasts of the field, sheep, goats, wolves, dogs, vultures, worms, ghouls, demons, devils including the talking serpent, Satan himself, at the very lowest level, are all metaphors for archetypes that reflect the heights and depths of human potential.

 

[ValerieYanez]

You didn’t finish the story of the talking serpent. God took away its ability to talk

lol... If that was true you wouldn't have been deceived by one into thinking that a story intended to teach children lessons essential to good mental health and a fruitful life was a historical document.

Where do you get the idea the Bible is a children’s story?

Where? In second grade class, as soon as the talking serpent was introduced when I first read the story of adam and eve in genesis.

Oh they pushed Greek methology at my school. You must have been in private school. But did you not pay much attention because you were asking where the talking serpents were?

No, I went to public school. Once a week I went to a religious instruction class. Fortunately for me I was learning how to get to the moral or hidden teaching of fairy tales and fables in public school at the same time. I was pretty good at it. I was paying attention.

I was asking you where all the talking serpents are. I already know. I have known since the second grade.

There was a nest of them brooding in my town, trying to get me to believe that snakes once talked.

I must have been born with a natural immunity to their poison. Many other kids did not survive.

You are the one who asked where all the talking snakes are. If you

Where do you get the idea the Bible is a children’s story?

Where? In second grade class, as soon as the talking serpent was introduced when I first read the story of adam and eve in genesis.

Oh they pushed Greek methology at my school. You must have been in private school. But did you not pay much attention because you were asking where the talking serpents were?

No, I went to public school. Once a week I went to a religious instruction class. Fortunately for me I was learning how to get to the moral or hidden teaching of fairy tales and fables in public school at the same time. I was pretty good at it. I was paying attention.

I was asking you where all the talking serpents are. I already know. I have known since the second grade.

There was a nest of them brooding in my town, trying to get me to believe that snakes once talked.

I must have been born with a natural immunity to their poison. Many other kids did not survive.

You are the one who asked where all the talking snakes are. Didn’t sound rhetorical to me.

Sorry.. I just wanted to point out that the identity of certain animals described, the teaching and the subjects of the stories are hidden and not necessarily directly connected to the literal meaning of the words used just like any story for children with talking animals.

Where do you get the idea the Bible is a children’s story?

Where? In second grade class, as soon as the talking serpent was introduced when I first read the story of adam and eve in genesis.

Oh they pushed Greek methology at my school. You must have been in private school. But did you not pay much attention because you were asking where the talking serpents were?

No, I went to public school. Once a week I went to a religious instruction class. Fortunately for me I was learning how to get to the moral or hidden teaching of fairy tales and fables in public school at the same time. I was pretty good at it. I was paying attention.

I was asking you where all the talking serpents are. I already know. I have known since the second grade.

There was a nest of them brooding in my town, trying to get me to believe that snakes once talked.

I must have been born with a natural immunity to their poison. Many other kids did not survive.

You are the one who asked where all the talking snakes are. Didn’t sound rhetorical to me.

Sorry.. I just wanted to point out that the identity of certain animals described in scripture, the teaching, and the subjects of the stories are hidden and not necessarily directly connected to the literal meaning of the words used just like in any instructional story for children with talking animals.

Oh I see . I take the story with the serpent and Noah’s ark literal though.

 

[hobelim]

lol... If that was true you wouldn't have been deceived by one into thinking that a story intended to teach children lessons essential to good mental health and a fruitful life was a historical document.

Where do you get the idea the Bible is a children’s story?

Where? In second grade class, as soon as the talking serpent was introduced when I first read the story of adam and eve in genesis.

Oh they pushed Greek methology at my school. You must have been in private school. But did you not pay much attention because you were asking where the talking serpents were?

No, I went to public school. Once a week I went to a religious instruction class. Fortunately for me I was learning how to get to the moral or hidden teaching of fairy tales and fables in public school at the same time. I was pretty good at it. I was paying attention.

I was asking you where all the talking serpents are. I already know. I have known since the second grade.

There was a nest of them brooding in my town, trying to get me to believe that snakes once talked.

I must have been born with a natural immunity to their poison. Many other kids did not survive.

You are the one who asked where all the talking snakes are. If you

Where? In second grade class, as soon as the talking serpent was introduced when I first read the story of adam and eve in genesis.

Oh they pushed Greek methology at my school. You must have been in private school. But did you not pay much attention because you were asking where the talking serpents were?

No, I went to public school. Once a week I went to a religious instruction class. Fortunately for me I was learning how to get to the moral or hidden teaching of fairy tales and fables in public school at the same time. I was pretty good at it. I was paying attention.

I was asking you where all the talking serpents are. I already know. I have known since the second grade.

There was a nest of them brooding in my town, trying to get me to believe that snakes once talked.

I must have been born with a natural immunity to their poison. Many other kids did not survive.

You are the one who asked where all the talking snakes are. Didn’t sound rhetorical to me.

Sorry.. I just wanted to point out that the identity of certain animals described, the teaching and the subjects of the stories are hidden and not necessarily directly connected to the literal meaning of the words used just like any story for children with talking animals.

Where? In second grade class, as soon as the talking serpent was introduced when I first read the story of adam and eve in genesis.

Oh they pushed Greek methology at my school. You must have been in private school. But did you not pay much attention because you were asking where the talking serpents were?

No, I went to public school. Once a week I went to a religious instruction class. Fortunately for me I was learning how to get to the moral or hidden teaching of fairy tales and fables in public school at the same time. I was pretty good at it. I was paying attention.

I was asking you where all the talking serpents are. I already know. I have known since the second grade.

There was a nest of them brooding in my town, trying to get me to believe that snakes once talked.

I must have been born with a natural immunity to their poison. Many other kids did not survive.

You are the one who asked where all the talking snakes are. Didn’t sound rhetorical to me.

Sorry.. I just wanted to point out that the identity of certain animals described in scripture, the teaching, and the subjects of the stories are hidden and not necessarily directly connected to the literal meaning of the words used just like in any instructional story for children with talking animals.

Oh I see . I take the story with the serpent and Noah’s ark literal though.

Thats OK. Maybe no one ever suggested to you that there is a more practical lesson hidden in the fantastical story.

Think about it. When you get to the part where Jesus separates the sheep from the goats add this knowledge to your speculations and see what you come up with.

 

[ValerieYanez]

Where do you get the idea the Bible is a children’s story?

Where? In second grade class, as soon as the talking serpent was introduced when I first read the story of adam and eve in genesis.

Oh they pushed Greek methology at my school. You must have been in private school. But did you not pay much attention because you were asking where the talking serpents were?

No, I went to public school. Once a week I went to a religious instruction class. Fortunately for me I was learning how to get to the moral or hidden teaching of fairy tales and fables in public school at the same time. I was pretty good at it. I was paying attention.

I was asking you where all the talking serpents are. I already know. I have known since the second grade.

There was a nest of them brooding in my town, trying to get me to believe that snakes once talked.

I must have been born with a natural immunity to their poison. Many other kids did not survive.

You are the one who asked where all the talking snakes are. If you

Oh they pushed Greek methology at my school. You must have been in private school. But did you not pay much attention because you were asking where the talking serpents were?

No, I went to public school. Once a week I went to a religious instruction class. Fortunately for me I was learning how to get to the moral or hidden teaching of fairy tales and fables in public school at the same time. I was pretty good at it. I was paying attention.

I was asking you where all the talking serpents are. I already know. I have known since the second grade.

There was a nest of them brooding in my town, trying to get me to believe that snakes once talked.

I must have been born with a natural immunity to their poison. Many other kids did not survive.

You are the one who asked where all the talking snakes are. Didn’t sound rhetorical to me.

Sorry.. I just wanted to point out that the identity of certain animals described, the teaching and the subjects of the stories are hidden and not necessarily directly connected to the literal meaning of the words used just like any story for children with talking animals.

Oh they pushed Greek methology at my school. You must have been in private school. But did you not pay much attention because you were asking where the talking serpents were?

No, I went to public school. Once a week I went to a religious instruction class. Fortunately for me I was learning how to get to the moral or hidden teaching of fairy tales and fables in public school at the same time. I was pretty good at it. I was paying attention.

I was asking you where all the talking serpents are. I already know. I have known since the second grade.

There was a nest of them brooding in my town, trying to get me to believe that snakes once talked.

I must have been born with a natural immunity to their poison. Many other kids did not survive.

You are the one who asked where all the talking snakes are. Didn’t sound rhetorical to me.

Sorry.. I just wanted to point out that the identity of certain animals described in scripture, the teaching, and the subjects of the stories are hidden and not necessarily directly connected to the literal meaning of the words used just like in any instructional story for children with talking animals.

Oh I see . I take the story with the serpent and Noah’s ark literal though.

Thats OK. Maybe no one ever suggested to you that there is a more practical lesson hidden in the fantastical story.

Think about it. When you get to the part where Jesus separates the sheep from the goats add this knowledge to your speculations and see what you come up with.

Yeah but that’s a metaphor explaining something literal.

 

[Taz]

The Word Became Flesh
1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 He was with God in the beginning. 3 Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. 4 In him was life, and that life was the light of all mankind. 5 The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it.

And then Noah got 2 of every animal for his boat. So how did he get 'roos from Australia and back again?

Do you think God isn’t capable of getting kangaroos to Australia?

So it was magic? What about all the water in the flood that god used to murder nearly everyone, including babies, what that a magic trick as well?

 

[Taz]

The Word Became Flesh
1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 He was with God in the beginning. 3 Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. 4 In him was life, and that life was the light of all mankind. 5 The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it.

And then Noah got 2 of every animal for his boat. So how did he get 'roos from Australia and back again?

The only animals that noah took on the ark were the people with displayed attributes shared by lower beasts described as either clean or unclean in scripture that were living in the holy land at the time.

The same types of people compared to animals described in kosher law kept in the ark of the covenant.


There were no kangaroos living in the holy land at the time. Kangaroos are irrelevant.

Anyway a kangaroo does not ruminate or have a cloven hoof so kangaroos are not kosher, whatever human archetype that kind of creature might represent according to the teaching in kosher law.

I suppose to figure it out you are going to have to think much more deeply than you are used to..

Shit! Wait a minute! you don't chew the cud, you don't have a cloven hoof... Hmmm.

Are you a kangaroo?

Okay, so if roos weren't on the boat and everyone and everything else drowned who wasn't on said boat, where do roos come from?

 

[hobelim]

The Word Became Flesh
1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 He was with God in the beginning. 3 Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. 4 In him was life, and that life was the light of all mankind. 5 The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it.

And then Noah got 2 of every animal for his boat. So how did he get 'roos from Australia and back again?

The only animals that noah took on the ark were the people with displayed attributes shared by lower beasts described as either clean or unclean in scripture that were living in the holy land at the time.

The same types of people compared to animals described in kosher law kept in the ark of the covenant.


There were no kangaroos living in the holy land at the time. Kangaroos are irrelevant.

Anyway a kangaroo does not ruminate or have a cloven hoof so kangaroos are not kosher, whatever human archetype that kind of creature might represent according to the teaching in kosher law.

I suppose to figure it out you are going to have to think much more deeply than you are used to..

Shit! Wait a minute! you don't chew the cud, you don't have a cloven hoof... Hmmm.

Are you a kangaroo?

Okay, so if roos weren't on the boat and everyone and everything else drowned who wasn't on said boat, where do roos come from?

Australia silly.

 

[Taz]

If noah took two of every species along, where are all the talking serpents?

I have one in my pants, my wife likes to have a conversation with it and moans at it. Must be some kind of secret language for talking snakes.

 

[undertherqadar]

It is the blood that makes atonement

cannibalism

 

[hobelim]

It is the blood that makes atonement

cannibalism

I think that when Jesus said, "Eat this." he had people like ding in mind.

 

[undertherqadar]

I thought Jesus was the son of God..

rape baby :/

Mary gave consent...you should probably not comment on things you know little of

too funny

 

[Taz]

The Word Became Flesh
1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 He was with God in the beginning. 3 Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. 4 In him was life, and that life was the light of all mankind. 5 The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it.

And then Noah got 2 of every animal for his boat. So how did he get 'roos from Australia and back again?

The only animals that noah took on the ark were the people with displayed attributes shared by lower beasts described as either clean or unclean in scripture that were living in the holy land at the time.

The same types of people compared to animals described in kosher law kept in the ark of the covenant.


There were no kangaroos living in the holy land at the time. Kangaroos are irrelevant.

Anyway a kangaroo does not ruminate or have a cloven hoof so kangaroos are not kosher, whatever human archetype that kind of creature might represent according to the teaching in kosher law.

I suppose to figure it out you are going to have to think much more deeply than you are used to..

Shit! Wait a minute! you don't chew the cud, you don't have a cloven hoof... Hmmm.

Are you a kangaroo?

Okay, so if roos weren't on the boat and everyone and everything else drowned who wasn't on said boat, where do roos come from?

Australia silly.

But if everything that wasn't on the boat was murdered by god, how did roos get there?

 

[hobelim]

The Word Became Flesh
1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 He was with God in the beginning. 3 Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. 4 In him was life, and that life was the light of all mankind. 5 The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it.

And then Noah got 2 of every animal for his boat. So how did he get 'roos from Australia and back again?

The only animals that noah took on the ark were the people with displayed attributes shared by lower beasts described as either clean or unclean in scripture that were living in the holy land at the time.

The same types of people compared to animals described in kosher law kept in the ark of the covenant.


There were no kangaroos living in the holy land at the time. Kangaroos are irrelevant.

Anyway a kangaroo does not ruminate or have a cloven hoof so kangaroos are not kosher, whatever human archetype that kind of creature might represent according to the teaching in kosher law.

I suppose to figure it out you are going to have to think much more deeply than you are used to..

Shit! Wait a minute! you don't chew the cud, you don't have a cloven hoof... Hmmm.

Are you a kangaroo?

Okay, so if roos weren't on the boat and everyone and everything else drowned who wasn't on said boat, where do roos come from?

Australia silly.

But if everything that wasn't on the boat was murdered by god, how did roos get there?

Who can say? God works in mysterious ways.

Apparently you died a very long time ago, put to death by God, yet here you are playing with yourself in public.

Go to the light.

 

[Taz]

And then Noah got 2 of every animal for his boat. So how did he get 'roos from Australia and back again?

The only animals that noah took on the ark were the people with displayed attributes shared by lower beasts described as either clean or unclean in scripture that were living in the holy land at the time.

The same types of people compared to animals described in kosher law kept in the ark of the covenant.


There were no kangaroos living in the holy land at the time. Kangaroos are irrelevant.

Anyway a kangaroo does not ruminate or have a cloven hoof so kangaroos are not kosher, whatever human archetype that kind of creature might represent according to the teaching in kosher law.

I suppose to figure it out you are going to have to think much more deeply than you are used to..

Shit! Wait a minute! you don't chew the cud, you don't have a cloven hoof... Hmmm.

Are you a kangaroo?

Okay, so if roos weren't on the boat and everyone and everything else drowned who wasn't on said boat, where do roos come from?

Australia silly.

But if everything that wasn't on the boat was murdered by god, how did roos get there?

Who can say? God works in mysterious ways.

Apparently you died a very long time ago, murdered by God, yet here you are playing with yourself in public.

Go to the light.

So I stumped you. Better luck next time.

 

[hobelim]

The only animals that noah took on the ark were the people with displayed attributes shared by lower beasts described as either clean or unclean in scripture that were living in the holy land at the time.

The same types of people compared to animals described in kosher law kept in the ark of the covenant.


There were no kangaroos living in the holy land at the time. Kangaroos are irrelevant.

Anyway a kangaroo does not ruminate or have a cloven hoof so kangaroos are not kosher, whatever human archetype that kind of creature might represent according to the teaching in kosher law.

I suppose to figure it out you are going to have to think much more deeply than you are used to..

Shit! Wait a minute! you don't chew the cud, you don't have a cloven hoof... Hmmm.

Are you a kangaroo?

Okay, so if roos weren't on the boat and everyone and everything else drowned who wasn't on said boat, where do roos come from?

Australia silly.

But if everything that wasn't on the boat was murdered by god, how did roos get there?

Who can say? God works in mysterious ways.

Apparently you died a very long time ago, murdered by God, yet here you are playing with yourself in public.

Go to the light.

So I stumped you. Better luck next time.

lol... It may seem that way to you but I assure you it only seems that way.

 

[Taz]

Okay, so if roos weren't on the boat and everyone and everything else drowned who wasn't on said boat, where do roos come from?

Australia silly.

But if everything that wasn't on the boat was murdered by god, how did roos get there?

Who can say? God works in mysterious ways.

Apparently you died a very long time ago, murdered by God, yet here you are playing with yourself in public.

Go to the light.

So I stumped you. Better luck next time.

lol... It may seem that way to you but I assure you it only seems that way.

If it seems that way to everyone, then it is. Otherwise, tell us how roos ended up in Oz.

Good luck next time.

 

[hobelim]

Australia silly.

But if everything that wasn't on the boat was murdered by god, how did roos get there?

Who can say? God works in mysterious ways.

Apparently you died a very long time ago, murdered by God, yet here you are playing with yourself in public.

Go to the light.

So I stumped you. Better luck next time.

lol... It may seem that way to you but I assure you it only seems that way.

If it seems that way to everyone, then it is. Otherwise, tell us how roos ended up in Oz.

Good luck next time.

The story isn't about the salvation of animals from a catastrophic world wide flood. The story is about the preservation of the types of people that inhabit the kingdom of God, you know, lions, tigers, bears, (oh my!) sheep, goats, wolves, dogs, swine, cattle, vultures, worms, and parasites, talking donkeys and serpents included, during an extinction level event. Most likely a meteor impact over the Indian Ocean.

The roos that survived the flood remained where they always were. Just like the survivors, including animals, of the several hundred catastrophic flood myths after a month long deluge of torrential rain from every continent around the world remained in whatever region they were already living in.

Now piss off.

 

[Taz]

But if everything that wasn't on the boat was murdered by god, how did roos get there?

Who can say? God works in mysterious ways.

Apparently you died a very long time ago, murdered by God, yet here you are playing with yourself in public.

Go to the light.

So I stumped you. Better luck next time.

lol... It may seem that way to you but I assure you it only seems that way.

If it seems that way to everyone, then it is. Otherwise, tell us how roos ended up in Oz.

Good luck next time.

The story isn't about the salvation of animals from a catastrophic world wide flood. The story is about the preservation of the types of people that inhabit the kingdom of God, you know, lions, tigers, bears, (oh my!) sheep, goats, wolves, dogs, swine, cattle, vultures, worms, and parasites, talking donkeys and serpents included, during an extinction level event. Most likely a meteor impact over the Indian Ocean.

The roos that survived the flood remained where they always were. Just like the survivors, including animals, of the several hundred catastrophic flood myths after a month long deluge of torrential rain from every continent around the world remained in whatever region they were already living in.

Now piss off.

Well, you certainly don't know your bible very well, because everything not on Noah's boat drowned.

 

[hobelim]

Who can say? God works in mysterious ways.

Apparently you died a very long time ago, murdered by God, yet here you are playing with yourself in public.

Go to the light.

So I stumped you. Better luck next time.

lol... It may seem that way to you but I assure you it only seems that way.

If it seems that way to everyone, then it is. Otherwise, tell us how roos ended up in Oz.

Good luck next time.

The story isn't about the salvation of animals from a catastrophic world wide flood. The story is about the preservation of the types of people that inhabit the kingdom of God, you know, lions, tigers, bears, (oh my!) sheep, goats, wolves, dogs, swine, cattle, vultures, worms, and parasites, talking donkeys and serpents included, during an extinction level event. Most likely a meteor impact over the Indian Ocean.

The roos that survived the flood remained where they always were. Just like the survivors, including animals, of the several hundred catastrophic flood myths after a month long deluge of torrential rain from every continent around the world remained in whatever region they were already living in.

Now piss off.

Well, you certainly don't know your bible very well, because everything not on Noah's boat drowned.

Yeah, well if the big bad wolf ate grandma why are grandmothers still around?

Stumped? lol....

Maybe now you can explain to me how the thousands of years old story of a catastrophic weeks long deluge of torrential rain got to every continent around the world in places that never heard about Noah if nothing happened?

Magic?

 

[ValerieYanez]

The Word Became Flesh
1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 He was with God in the beginning. 3 Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. 4 In him was life, and that life was the light of all mankind. 5 The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it.

And then Noah got 2 of every animal for his boat. So how did he get 'roos from Australia and back again?

Do you think God isn’t capable of getting kangaroos to Australia?

So it was magic? What about all the water in the flood that god used to murder nearly everyone, including babies, what that a magic trick as well?

The Word Became Flesh
1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 He was with God in the beginning. 3 Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. 4 In him was life, and that life was the light of all mankind. 5 The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it.

And then Noah got 2 of every animal for his boat. So how did he get 'roos from Australia and back again?

Do you think God isn’t capable of getting kangaroos to Australia?

So it was magic? What about all the water in the flood that god used to murder nearly everyone, including babies, what that a magic trick as well?

It wasn’t magic it was God and it wasn’t murder.