In defence of Israel

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    The Palestinians want their own country. There's just one thing about that: There are no Palestinians. It's a made up word. Israel was called Palestine for two thousand years. Like 'Wiccan,' 'Palestinian' sounds ancient but is really a modern invention. Before the Israelis won the land in the 1967 war, Gaza was Owned by Egypt , the West Bank was owned by Jordan , and there were no Palestinians.'

    As soon as the Jews took over and started growing oranges as big as basketballs, what do you know, say hello to the 'Palestinians,' weeping for their deep bond with their lost 'land' and 'nation.'

    So for the sake of honesty, let's not use the word 'Palestinian' any more to describe these delightful folks, who dance for joy at our deaths until someone Points out they're being taped. Instead, let's call them what they are: 'Other Arabs Who Can't Accomplish Anything In Life And Would Rather Wrap Themselves In The Seductive Melodrama Of Eternal Struggle And Death.'



    I know that's a bit unwieldy to expect to see on CNN. How about this, then: 'Adjacent Jew-Haters.' Okay, so the Adjacent Jew-Haters want their own country. Oops, just one more thing: No, they don't. They could've had their own country. Anytime in the last thirty years, especially several years ago at Camp David . But If you have your own country, you have to have traffic lights and garbage trucks. And Chambers of Commerce, and, worse, you actually have to figure out some way to make a living.


    That's no fun. No, they want what all the other Jew-Haters in the region want: Israel . They also want a big pile of dead Jews, of course that's where the Real fun is -- but mostly they want Israel .

    Why? For one thing, trying to destroy Israel - or 'The Zionist Entity' as their Textbooks call it -- for the last fifty years has allowed the rulers of Arab Countries to divert the attention of their own people away from the fact that they're the most blue-ribbon illiterate, poorest, and tribally backward on God's Earth, and if you've ever been around God's Earth, you know that's really saying something.

    It makes me roll my eyes every time one of our pundits waxes poetic about the great history and culture of the Muslim Mid east. Unless I'm missing something, the Arabs haven't given anything to the world since Algebra, and, by the way, thanks a hell of a lot for that one.

    Chew this around: Five hundred million Arabs; five Million Jews.

    Think of all the Arab countries as a football field, and Israel as a pack of matches sitting in the middle of it. And now these same folks swear that if Israel gives them half of that pack of matches, everyone will be pals.

    Really? Wow, what neat news. Hey, but what about the string of wars to obliterate the tiny country and the constant din of rabid blood oaths to drive very Jew into the sea? Oh, that? We were just kidding.

    My friend, Kevin Rooney, made a gorgeous point the other day: Just reverse the Numbers. Imagine five hundred million Jews and five million Arabs. I was stunned at the simple brilliance of it. Can anyone picture the Jews strapping belts of razor blades and dynamite to themselves? Of course not.



    Or marshaling every fiber and force at their disposal for generations to drive a tiny Arab State into the sea? Nonsense.

    Or dancing for joy at the murder of Innocents? Impossible.

    Or spreading and believing horrible lies about the Arabs baking their bread with the blood of children? Disgusting...

    No, as you know, left to themselves in a world of peace, the worst Jews would ever do to people is debate them to death.

    However, in any big-picture strategy, there's always a danger of losing moral weight. We've already lost some. After September 11th our president told us and the world he was going to root out all terrorists and the countries that supported them. Beautiful. Then the Israelis, after months and months of having the equivalent of an Oklahoma City every week (and then every day) start to do the same thing we did, and we tell them to show restraint.

    If America were being attacked with an Oklahoma City every day, we would all very shortly be screaming for the administration to just be done with it and kill everything south of the Mediterranean and east of the Jordan .
     
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    US Cash to PA Murderers - Defense/Security - News - Israel National News

    We can help the Isrealis by stopping this kind of insanity. Why are we "the people of the United States" allowing this kind of stuff to go on in the name of charity. The Palistinians are using the money we send them, for other than what it was intended to be used for. So we should be putting and end to this mess by stopping all money from our government to be funneled to the Palistinians for any reason.
     
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    Thty were called Palestinians long before '67, cootydog. You're just parroting someone else's words (read "lies"). How about doing your own research?

    As for Sunni's "stolen land" coomment, show me a place on Earth that isn't. Didn't the Arabs "steal" that land in the first place?

    No wonder there's no peace. Too many assholes on both sides.
     
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    There are no Palestinians. It's a made up word. Israel was called Palestine for two thousand years. Like 'Wiccan,' 'Palestinian' sounds ancient but is really a modern invention. Before the Israelis won the land in the 1967 war, Gaza was Owned by Egypt , the West Bank was owned by Jordan , and there were no Palestinians.'

    Get over yourself conradv nobody likes a douche bag communist socialist or whatever fucked up flag you pledge to. Jew haters are a funny class of douche. You guys should grow up and realize the Jews aint going no where
     
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    You're making a lot of assumptions here with very lttle, if any, evidence. That makes you the douchebag in my book. Simply repeating lies, doesn't make them any more true. As for 'Palestinian' being modern, so is 'Israeli'. What's the diff?
     
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    Surprise !!!!!

    SunniBitch wants to ANNIHILATE Israel !!!!!
     
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    Im sure everything will be just fine.
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    It's ironic that someone cries about the destruction of israel given the wholesale annihilation of non-jewish culture in isreal.

    it's time that Isreal treats it's range of ethnic people like America treats Jews in the US: with equality rather than laughably rationalized southern man racism.
     
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    That is not what I said at all. And I'm not advocating any kind of violence .

    But yes, Israel needs to be dismantled the same way that a apartheid racist state of South Africa was by being embargoed and ostracized by the other nations of the world .

    And it's Zionist leaders tried by the World Court.
     
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    In the End, the world court et all will be tried by Zion.

    God willing.
     

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