Think about this! If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have only $49.00 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would only have $33.00 today. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00 today. BUT, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00 Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan!