I stand with Rand John Fugelsang: I stand with Rand. I stand with Rand, The filibuster man On the issue at hand That drones unmanned, Which kill on command, Must forever be banned On American land. I stand with Rand. I stand with Rand. McConnells too bland and Boehners too tanned, but Rands the man with a libertarian plan with more freedom and liberty than you can stand. But theres one thing friends, that I cant understand If Senator Pauls the civil liberties man, As he claimed to be when he took that brave stand, Why do so many liberties not fit in his plan? Because marriage equality Rand just cannot stand. He says he wants freedom for all in the land But not for a man who wants to marry a man? So if Senator Rand was running this land And told those gay partners theyd have to disband, What part of freedom cant Rand understand? Theres a law for disabled Americans. It was signed into law by George Bush Sr.s hand. But sorry, you folks in the handicapped van, Rand thinks it was wrong that we gave you a hand. We had a Civil Rights Act signed in 64 and It stopped segregation of the white and black man, Which upset many a grand Ku Klux Klan wizards plan. But Senator Rand thinks that act should be panned, That the government man had no right to expand His ideas of equality throughout this land And impose it on the racist white businessman, Forcing restaurants to serve blacks was a bit out of hand. He dont hate civil rights its the principal, man. The government shouldnt be allowed to command What people cant do, and what people can. Unless youre a woman, whos pregnant (unplanned). Well, then, Senator Rand thinks the government can, Cause if you seek abortion, safe on demand, Cause that choice is between you and your doctor, maam? Well, Senator Rand has a quite different plan And the governments powers will just have to expand. Because while the states power must not ever rule the land That choice should be made not by you but a man. Now dont get me wrong, Senator Rand. I really like your stand on drones, man. I agree that the drug war should really be banned, And your father, Ron Paul, as the head of your clan Opposed the Iraq War and took a brave stand In that oversized suit that he wore when he ran, Looking like David Byrne from that Talking Heads band. But if hes selling himself as a liberty man While doubting the disability act can Be justified under Ayn Rands master plan, If marriage equality just cannot stand And the Civil Rights Act should be garbage-canned, Well, then, frankly, my dear Rand just dont give a damn.