OJ Simpson freed by special commission

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    OJ Simpson freed

    (c) 2013 by AP (Acorn Press)

    O.J Simpson has been freed from jail, by a special team of attorneys sent to him by the White House.

    Today Simpson was appointed to head a Special Commission, whose job is to find the "real perpetrators" who have been doing all the illegal things in Washington DC, Benghazi, Libya, the IRS offices in Cincinnati, etc.

    In a hastily-arranged press conference this morning, President Obama said in a prepared statement that he was fully confident that the experienced football-star-cum-investigator would find the people in question as soon as humanly possible.
     
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    Well, Obama is personally covering the search for illegal activity throughout the prestige golf courses of America.

    Where will OJ look?
     
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    Outrageous!
     

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