JimBowie1958
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- Sep 25, 2011
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Lighting can do wonders, lol.I've seen uglier... not much uglier, but uglier...
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Lighting can do wonders, lol.I've seen uglier... not much uglier, but uglier...
My wife is more than I can handle already, dont need no paternity issues, lol.I agree. That and a convertible will bet you more pussy than you can handle.Not even close. You have that Mountain Man/Duck Dynasty look!
I tip about 20 to 30% when I eat out and I have had a couple of waitresses awfully fond of me. Sometimes (a whole two times as I recall) some young girl will try to chat me up and I tell them I am happily married but I like to have conversation. These are nice people, but I dont understand what they see about my ugly mug that draws them.
I think it might be a Florence Nightingale thing.
I've seen uglier... not much uglier, but uglier...
Well at least he uses a very small avatar pic.Not even close, Jim! Mortimer has you beat by a mile!
Who is Mortimer? did he ever work in a circus side show as the Ugly Neanderthal?
I didnt think so.
Mortimer. More butt ugly than the ass end of a cow. Worst of all, he doesn't know it.
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Not pity necessarily. Some gals are just drawn to pathetic looking things like pug dogs and ugly men.Pity maybe?I think it might be a Florence Nightingale thing.
I've seen uglier... not much uglier, but uglier...Well at least he uses a very small avatar pic.Not even close, Jim! Mortimer has you beat by a mile!
Who is Mortimer? did he ever work in a circus side show as the Ugly Neanderthal?
I didnt think so.
Mortimer. More butt ugly than the ass end of a cow. Worst of all, he doesn't know it.
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I still think I am uglier. He would need to distort his face a bit for comparable ugg.
I walk around naked all the time inside my own house. IF a neighbor looks in thats on them for peeking.YIKES that was bad but she was mortified that I saw her naked and the feeling was mutual.
They then went to what I can only call an engine lift to get her up.
I walk around naked all the time inside my own house. IF a neighbor looks in thats on them for peeking.YIKES that was bad but she was mortified that I saw her naked and the feeling was mutual.
They then went to what I can only call an engine lift to get her up.
But I weigh in at around 255 right now and I think they would have to use an A-frame with a cable and a tow truck to get me back in bed.
Yah, but he's in europe.Yes, there maybe guys uglier, but they are not let in through the front door.
I am the ugliest functional human being in the USA.
And I take pride in that fact.
Not all of us are charmers, not all of us are civilized.
But all of us can just not give a fook.
Not even close, Jim! Mortimer has you beat by a mile!
Lighting can do wonders, lol.I've seen uglier... not much uglier, but uglier...
I am not 5'2", I am 5'11" with depreciation due to age.Tell me you're not 5'2"
Ah, be nice to your mother in law. She might be changing your bed pan after a traffic accident one day.
How did you get a pic of my mother in-law?
That guy is having an allergic reaction, so it dont count, not fair!
Ah, be nice to your mother in law. She might be changing your bed pan after a traffic accident one day.
How did you get a pic of my mother in-law?
It is the sworn duty of all parents to make their kids spouses feel insecure. I have shown all my kids dates my shotgun and pistols.That old lady drove me nuts!!! She was getting around on a hover round and got stuck on the dirt road to the corner store trying to go get ciggs.
She constantly asked me to give her a cigg which of course I couldnt do. Caught her rummaging around in the ash tray of my truck looking for butts.
She'd bitch me out for emptying the ash tray before we visited.
It is the sworn duty of all parents to make their kids spouses feel insecure. I have shown all my kids dates my shotgun and pistols.That old lady drove me nuts!!! She was getting around on a hover round and got stuck on the dirt road to the corner store trying to go get ciggs.
She constantly asked me to give her a cigg which of course I couldnt do. Caught her rummaging around in the ash tray of my truck looking for butts.
She'd bitch me out for emptying the ash tray before we visited.
I dont smoke, but I knew guys in the army who would take apart cigarette butts and roll them up again with ZZ paper they kept in the shirt pocket.
Made me kind of think that cigarette branding is just BS.
But apparently she did her job quite well and you havent forgotten her, lol.
Unlike her ex husband who tried to hang a ceiling fan from sheetrock.
Unlike her ex husband who tried to hang a ceiling fan from sheetrock.
Oh
My
GAWD
Where did she meet this guy, at a drug rehab?
Not pity necessarily. Some gals are just drawn to pathetic looking things like pug dogs and ugly men.