I Stake Claim to the Title of Ugliest Man on the Internet

[sparky]

Nice womb broom Jim

~S~

 

[Gracie]

Nope. You ain't ugly.

 

[Gracie]

Tell me you're not 5'2"

I am not 5'2", I am 5'11" with depreciation due to age.

I used to be 5'8". I am now 5'6". Yep. Age.

 

[Gracie]

We need a new pic thread of the folks in USMB. Who wants to start it? And nobody cares anymore anyway since we are mostly old fogies.

 

[Gracie]

Hell...I'll start it. Y'all participate, ok?

 

[sparky]

Tell me you're not 5'2"

I am not 5'2", I am 5'11" with depreciation due to age.

I used to be 5'8". I am now 5'6". Yep. Age.

and i was 6" taller......3 marriages ago...~S~

 

[bluzman61]

Yes, there maybe guys uglier, but they are not let in through the front door.

I am the ugliest functional human being in the USA.

And I take pride in that fact.

Not all of us are charmers, not all of us are civilized.

But all of us can just not give a fook.

Come on, you're NOT ugly. You're rather distinguished looking, actually. And no, I'm NOT gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that..........(Seinfeld reference)

 

[sparky]

We need a new pic thread of the folks in USMB. Who wants to start it? And nobody cares anymore anyway since we are mostly old fogies.

sure....can a USMB calendar be far off.....?

~S~

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

also a bit of Ernest Hemingway vibe going on there!

You are way too kind....in fact, are you being sarcastic?

No

I'm not.

Well thank you skye, I appreciate your astronomical kindness and low resolution monitor.

I was passably good looking in my youth......,,.
View attachment 292351 Unfortunately I got old.....
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From 23 to 53.....
Time is a harsh mistress.

 

[impuretrash]

Ugly inside and out

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

also a bit of Ernest Hemingway vibe going on there!

You are way too kind....in fact, are you being sarcastic?

No

I'm not.

Well thank you skye, I appreciate your astronomical kindness and low resolution monitor.

I was passably good looking in my youth......,,.
View attachment 292351 Unfortunately I got old.....
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wow! that's an amazing beard !!!!


and your woman is totally beautiful!

Thank you!
That means a lot to me,not for myself but for my Wife.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Hell...I'll start it. Y'all participate, ok?

We're waiting Gracie......
I already posted my ugly mug from young to old......you're turn.

 

[Ridgerunner]

USMB member pic thread. Don't be shy.