I Stake Claim to the Title of Ugliest Man on the Internet

[Toro]

Yes, there maybe guys uglier, but they are not let in through the front door.

I am the ugliest functional human being in the USA.

And I take pride in that fact.

Not all of us are charmers, not all of us are civilized.

But all of us can just not give a fook.

You're one of the younger members of the Board ...

 

[Anathema]

That guy is having an allergic reaction, so it dont count, not fair!

no. That’s me, sitting in my sister in law’s kitchen this afternoon. Welcome to my life 24/7/365

 

[JimBowie1958]

You're one of the younger members of the Board ...

1) I was ugly when I was young too, so age has nothing to do with it.
2) I am almost 62 years old. Are you saying that the average age here is over 62?

 

[Toro]

2) I am almost 62 years old. Are you saying that the average age here is over 62?

Add another 15 years and you'll be on target.

 

[JimBowie1958]

2) I am almost 62 years old. Are you saying that the average age here is over 62?

Add another 15 years and you'll be on target.

OMG, 77 years old?

Your pulling my leg, whipper snapper!



I am just funnin' with ya, Toro. I have ZERO idea how old people are here. Message boards are kind of old tech. Which is why I'm here, lol.

I dont tweet.

 

[skye]

Not even close. You have that Mountain Man/Duck Dynasty look!

I agree! ^^

also a bit of Ernest Hemingway vibe going on there!

 

[JimBowie1958]

also a bit of Ernest Hemingway vibe going on there!

You are way too kind....in fact, are you being sarcastic?

 

[skye]

also a bit of Ernest Hemingway vibe going on there!

You are way too kind....in fact, are you being sarcastic?

No

I'm not.

 

[JimBowie1958]

also a bit of Ernest Hemingway vibe going on there!

You are way too kind....in fact, are you being sarcastic?

No

I'm not.

Well thank you skye, I appreciate your astronomical kindness and low resolution monitor.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

also a bit of Ernest Hemingway vibe going on there!

You are way too kind....in fact, are you being sarcastic?

No

I'm not.

Well thank you skye, I appreciate your astronomical kindness and low resolution monitor.

I was passably good looking in my youth......,,.

Unfortunately I got old.....

 

[skye]

also a bit of Ernest Hemingway vibe going on there!

You are way too kind....in fact, are you being sarcastic?

No

I'm not.

Well thank you skye, I appreciate your astronomical kindness and low resolution monitor.

I was passably good looking in my youth......,,.
View attachment 292351 Unfortunately I got old.....
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wow! that's an amazing beard !!!!


and your woman is totally beautiful!

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

also a bit of Ernest Hemingway vibe going on there!

You are way too kind....in fact, are you being sarcastic?

No

I'm not.

Well thank you skye, I appreciate your astronomical kindness and low resolution monitor.

I was passably good looking in my youth......,,.
View attachment 292351 Unfortunately I got old.....
View attachment 292353

wow! that's an amazing beard !!!!


and your woman is totally beautiful!

Yeah....my Wife is the apple of my eye.
We're coming up on 30 years of marriage and I dont regret a single moment.
I dont know what I'd do without Her.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

also a bit of Ernest Hemingway vibe going on there!

You are way too kind....in fact, are you being sarcastic?

No

I'm not.

Well thank you skye, I appreciate your astronomical kindness and low resolution monitor.

I was passably good looking in my youth......,,.
View attachment 292351 Unfortunately I got old.....
View attachment 292353

wow! that's an amazing beard !!!!


and your woman is totally beautiful!

Thank you Sky.
The Wife is very uncomfortable when I tell her she's beautiful.
She cant believe just how pretty she is.
I'll be sure to show her your pics and hope she gets it.

 

[skye]

You are way too kind....in fact, are you being sarcastic?

No

I'm not.

Well thank you skye, I appreciate your astronomical kindness and low resolution monitor.

I was passably good looking in my youth......,,.
View attachment 292351 Unfortunately I got old.....
View attachment 292353

wow! that's an amazing beard !!!!


and your woman is totally beautiful!

Thank you Sky.
The Wife is very uncomfortable when I tell her she's beautiful.
She cant believe just how pretty she is.
I'll be sure to show her your pics and hope she gets it.

Thank you HereWeGoAgain.....those are great pictures there!

 

[JimBowie1958]

We're coming up on 30 years of marriage and I dont regret a single moment.
I dont know what I'd do without Her.

You would likely get fat, unkempt, live in a messy house, smelly clothes and spend far too much money on alcohol and shooting pool.

the *good* life, lol.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

We're coming up on 30 years of marriage and I dont regret a single moment.
I dont know what I'd do without Her.

You would likely get fat, unkempt, live in a messy house, smelly clothes and spend far too much money on alcohol and shooting pool.

the *good* life, lol.

Sounds about right.....

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

Yes, there maybe guys uglier, but they are not let in through the front door.

I am the ugliest functional human being in the USA.

And I take pride in that fact.

Not all of us are charmers, not all of us are civilized.

But all of us can just not give a fook.

I look like Bruce Willis...

So, take that however anyone want...

 

[G.T.]

Yes, there maybe guys uglier, but they are not let in through the front door.

I am the ugliest functional human being in the USA.

And I take pride in that fact.

Not all of us are charmers, not all of us are civilized.

But all of us can just not give a fook.

i like you, jim

 

[JimBowie1958]

i like you, jim

In a fraternal way, I hope.

I like you too, judging from your posts.

 

[Ridgerunner]

Unfortunately I got old.....

Not to mention being rode hard and put up wet to many times...