iamwhatiseem
Diamond Member
True Story....
So I am driving back to the office after having lunch.
I turn onto a 5 lane main road and about one block into it I see this cop doing a U turn making several cars in both directions having to brake to avoid hitting him. (seriously)
The first thought I had was "must be something happening somewhere to make a cop turn around like that on a main road with traffic going both way"...well...it was me that he was after.
My first thought once I realized this was..."wtf...I JUST turned on the road, I haven't even reached the speed limit yet!"
So I pull into a parking lot and he ask for the usual registration and proof of insurance and then he goes back to his car....and then...another patrol car pulls in front of my car blocking me from moving....and then...ANOTHER cop pulls on my passenger side.
Now I am seriously wondering what the frack is going on!!
At this point the cop who pulled me over returns to my window..I say..
"Sooo...I'm thinking you must have the wrong guy here or something?"
He says "I don't know what you are referring to"...I said..."well for starters you have three cars surrounding mine as if I just robbed a bank or something".
He is clearly annoyed by my statement...pauses...and says "it is just a policy for officer safety that any officers in the immediate area come for backup"....I said..."sure I understand that, but do you have to surround my car like this as if I am a national fugutive...for crying outloud...speaking of officer safety...you do realize that you have increased the likelihood of some gawker smacking into all of us as they are clearly wondering what is going on?"
He doesn't reply...and started to walk back to his car...but I asked "so what did you pull me over for?"....are you sitting down?..."you are not wearing your seatbelt".
No shit...happened about 2 years ago.
So I am driving back to the office after having lunch.
I turn onto a 5 lane main road and about one block into it I see this cop doing a U turn making several cars in both directions having to brake to avoid hitting him. (seriously)
The first thought I had was "must be something happening somewhere to make a cop turn around like that on a main road with traffic going both way"...well...it was me that he was after.
My first thought once I realized this was..."wtf...I JUST turned on the road, I haven't even reached the speed limit yet!"
So I pull into a parking lot and he ask for the usual registration and proof of insurance and then he goes back to his car....and then...another patrol car pulls in front of my car blocking me from moving....and then...ANOTHER cop pulls on my passenger side.
Now I am seriously wondering what the frack is going on!!
At this point the cop who pulled me over returns to my window..I say..
"Sooo...I'm thinking you must have the wrong guy here or something?"
He says "I don't know what you are referring to"...I said..."well for starters you have three cars surrounding mine as if I just robbed a bank or something".
He is clearly annoyed by my statement...pauses...and says "it is just a policy for officer safety that any officers in the immediate area come for backup"....I said..."sure I understand that, but do you have to surround my car like this as if I am a national fugutive...for crying outloud...speaking of officer safety...you do realize that you have increased the likelihood of some gawker smacking into all of us as they are clearly wondering what is going on?"
He doesn't reply...and started to walk back to his car...but I asked "so what did you pull me over for?"....are you sitting down?..."you are not wearing your seatbelt".
No shit...happened about 2 years ago.
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