I need More Help Than Luissa

[Samson]

someone should check if ratovan karatzic is still in his cell in scheveningen.

okay that was forced, and bad.

Damn it!

This is a SERIOUS THREAD!!!!

We cannot afford to lose topicality, even for ONE INSTANT!!


******hammers out protest to USMA Administration******

dude, relax, i am just trying to help. having a hungry cetnik leader on the lam in your pantry pillaging potatoes can lead to ugly encounters. but i checked, karatdzic is locked up. but RATko Mladic is not. call security.

Yes, like the UN is gonna help.

That's all I need; a bunch of Mongoose from Zambia running around the house looking for Ratko Mladic.

 

[Samson]

I cut and drilled a fist-sized hole through the side of the cabnet.

No Hammy, but now I have a great place to hide porn.

 

[Ravi]

Burn your office down and wait outside the open door with a butterfly net. Animals always run from smoke.

Win/win!

 

[Samson]

Coalition Forces Found his NEST!!!


We've confiscated much of the nesting material he managed to get from his cage, depriving him of Aid and Comfort.

 

[Samson]

Burn your office down and wait outside the open door with a butterfly net. Animals always run from smoke.

Win/win!

Ok now we've identified the pyromaniacs in the crowd.

 

[Ringel05]

Burn your office down and wait outside the open door with a butterfly net. Animals always run from smoke.

Win/win!

Ok now we've identified the pyromaniacs in the crowd.

Arsonists..... pftt!
Why burn something when you can blow it up instead.

 

[Coyote]

I cut and drilled a fist-sized hole through the side of the cabnet.

No Hammy, but now I have a great place to hide porn.

Hamster porn?

 

[Samson]

I cut and drilled a fist-sized hole through the side of the cabnet.

No Hammy, but now I have a great place to hide porn.

Hamster porn?

Possibly.

This whole experience has taken an emotional toll.

 

[Coyote]

I cut and drilled a fist-sized hole through the side of the cabnet.

No Hammy, but now I have a great place to hide porn.

Hamster porn?

Possibly.

This whole experience has taken an emotional toll.

I'm sensing a pattern here...the removal of bedding..secret closet (or is book case) nests...missing hamsters....not looking good for ya Samson

 

[PLYMCO_PILGRIM]

I'm in my office which has a built in bookcase, and a Hamster Cage, and my son's Hamster (creatively named "Hammy").

I plucked Hammy from his cage.

He jumped from my hand and landed on my foot.

Then he crawled into the woodwork of the bookcase.

How do I retrieve the Fucking Hamster? (ALIVE)

****amputation is NOT an option****

dissassemble the bookcase sorry i know it sucks but what else are you going to do?

 

[PLYMCO_PILGRIM]

I cut and drilled a fist-sized hole through the side of the cabnet.

No Hammy, but now I have a great place to hide porn.

Hamster porn?

ok ok its a gerbil but whatever

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBJ3rkNq2ok&feature=related[/ame]

 

[Samson]

Hamster porn?

Possibly.

This whole experience has taken an emotional toll.

I'm sensing a pattern here...the removal of bedding..secret closet (or is book case) nests...missing hamsters....not looking good for ya Samson

Damn conspiracy theorists.

 

[AllieBaba]

Get another hamster and pass it off as the late lamented.

Who knows, maybe it will be a rodent of the opposite sex, and your missing monster will show up after all.

 

[Samson]

Get another hamster and pass it off as the late lamented.

Who knows, maybe it will be a rodent of the opposite sex, and your missing monster will show up after all.

This has become a bigger question than having or not having a Hamster.

I feel outwitted.

How can I critisize Obama, or any other leader when I cannot even manage a freakin' Hamster!!??

 

[Gunny]

Get another hamster and pass it off as the late lamented.

Who knows, maybe it will be a rodent of the opposite sex, and your missing monster will show up after all.

This has become a bigger question than having or not having a Hamster.

I feel outwitted.

How can I critisize Obama, or any other leader when I cannot even manage a freakin' Hamster!!??

Burn your voter registration. It's the right thing to do.

 

[hjmick]

Burn your office down and wait outside the open door with a butterfly net. Animals always run from smoke.

Win/win!

Ok now we've identified the pyromaniacs in the crowd.

What?! It seemed so obvious! Of course you must remove the books first. I don't cotton to burning books.

 

[chanel]

Have you seen this guy around?

 

[Coyote]

So....has Hamas Hammy the Pornographic Hamster been corraled yet?


I think it might be time for the Feline Bureau of Investigation.....

 

[Samson]

Dateline: December 12, 2009

Last night I gave Hammy a freakin' break, no traps.

I sorta half ass put together the ramp-to-the-trashcan trap. Today I have Marshalled My Forces, and plan to build a REAL fucking ramp that would awe the Defenders of Masada: A solid plank of 2X4 covered in a cloth used to clean the cage.

 

[Anguille]

Thanks. Can you see into this space with the help of a flashlight? If so, can you see the little guy? You could extend a vacuum hose into there and suck him up but that is probably a stupid idea, nevermind. Can you take the bottom piece of wood off the cabinet? We had a hamster named Samster once. He got out of his cage and drowned int he sump pump water. He was Russian and nasty and liked to bite us.

No, the angle doesn't allow for a flashlight's beam to penetrate Osama bin Hammy's Lair.

Same problem with the vacuum....

also, The Coalition Force has proven to be wussy, refusing to do anything until Hot Chocolate is provided, and then only mildly shaking the box of Hamster Food to entice him to reveal himself.

I've considered sawing a hole through the inner wall of the cabinet.....

Give up trying to catch him. Put out food and fresh water every day and accept the fact that your office is now an enlarged hamster cage.

PS. Cage-free hamsters taste better.