I lost two friends because of trying to tell a joke through texting and voicemail

[sealybobo]

The second girl told me she forgives me but won't forget what I said. Huh?

The other girl never responded to my apology so i wll never know her ass smells like

Usually it smells like ass..

At the strip club ass smells like johnson & johnson baby powder. I wonder what they feed them?

 

[Moonglow]

The second girl told me she forgives me but won't forget what I said. Huh?

The other girl never responded to my apology so i wll never know her ass smells like

Usually it smells like ass..

At the strip club ass smells like johnson & johnson baby powder. I wonder what they feed them?

Money..

 

[fbj]

The second girl told me she forgives me but won't forget what I said. Huh?

The other girl never responded to my apology so i wll never know her ass smells like

Usually it smells like ass..

I had a feeling here smells like peaches

 

[Moonglow]

The second girl told me she forgives me but won't forget what I said. Huh?

The other girl never responded to my apology so i wll never know her ass smells like

Usually it smells like ass..

I had a feeling here smells like peaches

Peaches that have fallen off the tree and landed in cow shit?

 

[Dot Com]

I would keep your communications face-to-face given your sophomoric communications skills that you exhibit here. EVEN THEN, your rudimentary skills are ripe for misinterpretation

 

[fbj]

But when the girl said forgiven but not forgotten what was she talking about?

 

[blastoff]

[QUOTE="fbj, post: 14001755, member: 49957"But when the girl said forgiven but not forgotten what was she talking about?[/QUOTE]
People tend to remember encounters with Class A imbeciles would be my guess.

 

[ZackB]

The second girl told me she forgives me but won't forget what I said. Huh?

The other girl never responded to my apology so i wll never know her ass smells like

What was the joke? Did I miss it? It was probably something totally inappropriate like anal rape, right?

 

[fbj]

The second girl told me she forgives me but won't forget what I said. Huh?

The other girl never responded to my apology so i wll never know her ass smells like

What was the joke? Did I miss it? It was probably something totally inappropriate like anal rape, right?

I left a message on her voicemail saying

Did u go to the damm job center that i refererd you to ? But it was a humorous tone

 

[Unkotare]

But when the girl said forgiven but not forgotten what was she talking about?

She was trying to tell you she went out and bought a taser, so stay the fuck away.

 

[ZackB]

The second girl told me she forgives me but won't forget what I said. Huh?

The other girl never responded to my apology so i wll never know her ass smells like

What was the joke? Did I miss it? It was probably something totally inappropriate like anal rape, right?

I left a message on her voicemail saying

Did u go to the damm job center that i refererd you to ? But it was a humorous tone

That's the "joke"?

 

[fbj]

The second girl told me she forgives me but won't forget what I said. Huh?

The other girl never responded to my apology so i wll never know her ass smells like

What was the joke? Did I miss it? It was probably something totally inappropriate like anal rape, right?

I left a message on her voicemail saying

Did u go to the damm job center that i refererd you to ? But it was a humorous tone

That's the "joke"?

I was imitating someone on the voicemail

 

[ZackB]

The second girl told me she forgives me but won't forget what I said. Huh?

The other girl never responded to my apology so i wll never know her ass smells like

What was the joke? Did I miss it? It was probably something totally inappropriate like anal rape, right?

I left a message on her voicemail saying

Did u go to the damm job center that i refererd you to ? But it was a humorous tone

That's the "joke"?

I was imitating someone on the voicemail

You probably came across as some kind of crude negro ruffian.

 

[fbj]

The second girl told me she forgives me but won't forget what I said. Huh?

The other girl never responded to my apology so i wll never know her ass smells like

What was the joke? Did I miss it? It was probably something totally inappropriate like anal rape, right?

I left a message on her voicemail saying

Did u go to the damm job center that i refererd you to ? But it was a humorous tone

That's the "joke"?

I was imitating someone on the voicemail

You probably came across as some kind of crude negro ruffian.

I do have a hidden thuggish side but only bring it out when I need to

 

[Moonglow]

What was the joke? Did I miss it? It was probably something totally inappropriate like anal rape, right?

I left a message on her voicemail saying

Did u go to the damm job center that i refererd you to ? But it was a humorous tone

That's the "joke"?

I was imitating someone on the voicemail

You probably came across as some kind of crude negro ruffian.

I do have a hidden thuggish side but only bring it out when I need to

Like when little old ladies cut in line?

 

[ZackB]

What was the joke? Did I miss it? It was probably something totally inappropriate like anal rape, right?

I left a message on her voicemail saying

Did u go to the damm job center that i refererd you to ? But it was a humorous tone

That's the "joke"?

I was imitating someone on the voicemail

You probably came across as some kind of crude negro ruffian.

I do have a hidden thuggish side but only bring it out when I need to

Like when you need to strong arm homo clerks in order to retrieve your Snapple bottle, right?

 

[Moonglow]

I left a message on her voicemail saying

Did u go to the damm job center that i refererd you to ? But it was a humorous tone

That's the "joke"?

I was imitating someone on the voicemail

You probably came across as some kind of crude negro ruffian.

I do have a hidden thuggish side but only bring it out when I need to

Like when you need to strong arm homo clerks in order to retrieve your Snapple bottle, right?

At least the cap..

 

[fbj]

I left a message on her voicemail saying

Did u go to the damm job center that i refererd you to ? But it was a humorous tone

That's the "joke"?

I was imitating someone on the voicemail

You probably came across as some kind of crude negro ruffian.

I do have a hidden thuggish side but only bring it out when I need to

Like when you need to strong arm homo clerks in order to retrieve your Snapple bottle, right?

It's not needed for faggots

 

[sealybobo]

But when the girl said forgiven but not forgotten what was she talking about?

Strike one stupid.

 

[ZackB]

That's the "joke"?

I was imitating someone on the voicemail

You probably came across as some kind of crude negro ruffian.

I do have a hidden thuggish side but only bring it out when I need to

Like when you need to strong arm homo clerks in order to retrieve your Snapple bottle, right?

It's not needed for faggots

Why? Because you can get what you want from homos pretty easily?