I just had an abortion...

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  1. xotoxi
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    ...of a sneeze.

    Someone pre-blessed me while I was ramping up for a sneeze which caused me to abort.

    Now I have a tickle in the nose.

    FUCKIN' SUCKS!!!
     
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    I wish you had pre-excused yourself for farting in class last week. :lol:
     
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    That is one of my biggest pet peeves. I always fire off 3-5, and when someone interupts after the first, then it messes me up and I feel robbed.
     
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    fire off 3-5 what ?
     
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    After I sneeze, I usually warn people to not walk through the area for a few minutes because they will be soaked by the moisture floating in the air.
     
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    Is sneeze code for something else??:eusa_eh:
     
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    I bet it's violent, earth shaking orgasms.

    What's your guess?
     
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    I need to stay away from xotoxi threads.
     
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    And why is it that we bless people when they have sneezed? Anyone? (No Googling!!!)
     
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    It has something to do with the heart. Also, you can't keep your eyes open when you sneeze.
     

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