I have returned from the mountain

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I thought Assyria was the capitol. :eusa_whistle:

It is.

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen mountain swallow?
Faster than a laden valley swallow.

If you are in a vehicle traveling at twice the speed of light, what happens when you turn on two lights?

You have succesfully run the gauntlet. Monte Python would be impressed.

If I was traveling at twice the speed of light, I would have been squished into a quantum black hole before I got to 'C'.
 
It is.

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen mountain swallow?
Faster than a laden valley swallow.

If you are in a vehicle traveling at twice the speed of light, what happens when you turn on two lights?

You have succesfully run the gauntlet. Monte Python would be impressed.

If I was traveling at twice the speed of light, I would have been squished into a quantum black hole before I got to 'C'.
I ran the gauntlet before you were even a member here.
Just ask Dis or EZ or Care4all or Article15 or Ravi or del if ya don't believe me. :lol:
 
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And lo, the man from the mountain returns and he is me.

Long have I wandered the mountains and valleys of the internet landscape. I have seen and experienced much that has influenced me these past years. I return as a man of many changes but also many similarities. I welcome the renewed friendship of past friends and wish a clean slate of forgiveness from past foes, transgressions (mine and others) and hostility.

Some will probably doubt my intentions or (perhaps) hold a grudge, but I come before you with an open hand and open heart. My self-imposed exile was a journey for me to take. I only ask that my recent travels are not disparaged by those that have traveled a different path. I return because of changes here at USMB and changes within myself. It took changes of both for this decision of mine to come to fruition.

Welcome back, MountainMan. You were missed.
 
And lo, the man from the mountain returns and he is me.

Long have I wandered the mountains and valleys of the internet landscape. I have seen and experienced much that has influenced me these past years. I return as a man of many changes but also many similarities. I welcome the renewed friendship of past friends and wish a clean slate of forgiveness from past foes, transgressions (mine and others) and hostility.

Some will probably doubt my intentions or (perhaps) hold a grudge, but I come before you with an open hand and open heart. My self-imposed exile was a journey for me to take. I only ask that my recent travels are not disparaged by those that have traveled a different path. I return because of changes here at USMB and changes within myself. It took changes of both for this decision of mine to come to fruition.

Welcome back, MountainMan. You were missed.

Meister,
you've become a moderator since I last frequented these parts of the interwebs.
It looks good on you.
I hope life has been as kind to you as it has to me.
 
Faster than a laden valley swallow.

If you are in a vehicle traveling at twice the speed of light, what happens when you turn on two lights?

You have succesfully run the gauntlet. Monte Python would be impressed.

If I was traveling at twice the speed of light, I would have been squished into a quantum black hole before I got to 'C'.
I ran the gauntlet before you were even a member here.
Just ask Dis or EZ or Care4all or Article15 or Ravi or del if ya don't believe me. :lol:

I believe you brother of mine.
 
And lo, the man from the mountain returns and he is me.

Long have I wandered the mountains and valleys of the internet landscape. I have seen and experienced much that has influenced me these past years. I return as a man of many changes but also many similarities. I welcome the renewed friendship of past friends and wish a clean slate of forgiveness from past foes, transgressions (mine and others) and hostility.

Some will probably doubt my intentions or (perhaps) hold a grudge, but I come before you with an open hand and open heart. My self-imposed exile was a journey for me to take. I only ask that my recent travels are not disparaged by those that have traveled a different path. I return because of changes here at USMB and changes within myself. It took changes of both for this decision of mine to come to fruition.

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Faster than a laden valley swallow.

If you are in a vehicle traveling at twice the speed of light, what happens when you turn on two lights?

You have succesfully run the gauntlet. Monte Python would be impressed.

If I was traveling at twice the speed of light, I would have been squished into a quantum black hole before I got to 'C'.
I ran the gauntlet before you were even a member here.
Just ask Dis or EZ or Care4all or Article15 or Ravi or del if ya don't believe me. :lol:

*ahem*
 
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Marshall Tucker band fire on the mountain
 
Welcome back MountainMan. The name seems familiar. Did we know each other before? Are we friends? Foes? Lovers?

Ah well, none of that is important now. Did you bring presents?
 

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