I HATE these people!!!!!

[aaronleland]

Jews and homosexuals.

 

[MisterBeale]

Jews and homosexuals.

Wait. . . I thought you were a Jewish homosexual?

 

[aaronleland]

Wait. . . I thought you were a Jewish homosexual?

Hey! I'm not Jewish!

 

[MisterBeale]

Hey! I'm not Jewish!

A denier huh?

 

[Hossfly]

Politicians.
Preachers.
Pettifoggers. (lawyers)
A brotherhood of scoundrels and con artists

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

I hate negligent Post Office employees!

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Funny. Same thing just happened to me!

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[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Politicians.
Preachers.
Pettifoggers. (lawyers)
A brotherhood of scoundrels and con artists

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Just heard a great one:

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

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[aaronleland]

Politicians.
Preachers.
Pettifoggers. (lawyers)
A brotherhood of scoundrels and con artists

You're a pettifagger.

 

[Hossfly]

You're a pettifagger.

I take pills for that.

 

[aaronleland]

I take pills for that.

They didn't help Robert Reed.

 

[Leo123]

Traffic: Drivers that follow one car length behind when travelling 60mph on the highway, oblivious to the fact that there is no way they can avoid hitting the car in front of them, should the person in front of them have to unexpectedly step on the brakes.
Restaurants/Diners: Parents that let their monster kids run amok in the restaurants. If they can't exhibit parental control they don't deserve kids.
Restrooms: Men who can't get close enough to the urinal to avoid hitting the floor. As some graffitists have written, "they're shorter than you think."
Grocery stores: Idiots that can see the "10 items or less lane," have far more in their cart and still get in the line.
Residences: People that ramp up their music/bass to a level that can be heard/felt all the way down the block, especially at night when others have to actually work for a living the next day.
Flying: People that are too big for one seat, should be required to purchase two seats, or the airline industry should increase the width of the seats. People that take their shoes and socks off. Keep the stinky feet covered. All commercial airlines should have readily available noise cancelling headphones and earplugs to all onboard passengers.

Thank you!! By far the best post so far!!

 

[Leo123]

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Just heard a great one:

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

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Yeah I hate lawyers!!!! 'Cept mine, of course.

 

[Hossfly]

They didn't help Robert Reed.

Bless his heart. And he was such a good boy.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

I have never experienced this emotion called hate.


The closest I have come is acute perturbation.

 

[Leo123]

I have never experienced this emotion called hate.


The closest I have come is acute perturbation.

Which people acutely perturb you?

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Which people acutely perturb you?

Which people perturb me acutely?

It certainly isn't grammar Nazis, that's for sure.

 

[Arlette]

Besides the typical politicians who do you really hate. I'll start....

People who drive 15 mph below everyone else on a curvy 2 lane road and then drive 15 mph above every one else on the straightaways.

People at a gathering that bring up politics thinking everyone agrees with them.

Hater

 

[Leo123]

Hater

Humorless^^^^

 

[BackAgain]

How about people who are humorless?

Nah. I can’t stomach our liberals.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

I have never experienced this emotion called hate.


The closest I have come is acute perturbation.

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Fact:

Those who hate Christians.

Irony:

Christians who are required to love those who hate them.

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