I Am UFO. And I Am Here To Communicate With Human Barbarians.

[UFO]

Are you ready for debate with a higher form of intelligence? For you creatures who use lies as a survival strategy, you will not like truthful beings.

 

[Bonzi]

If you stick around, you will be amazed... that's all I'm saying for now....

 

[Auld Phart]

 

[Bonzi]

don't listen to him. stick by me, the rest here are looney tunes!
I hope you are here more for comedy....

 

[Pogo]

Welcome, Unidentified Farting Object!

Stand upwind willya....

 

[Auld Phart]

 

[rightwinger]

I love it when 17 year olds come on the board

 

[BULLDOG]

Welcome. Since you're here, there's one thing I've always wanted to know. What's your deal with all the anal probing? Don't you think you should at least take them to dinner first before all that abduction and probing? It's just the polite thing to do.

 

[Bonzi]

oh wow I didn't check his age... all the same, he needs the warning....

 

[UFO]

Welcome. Since you're here, there's one thing I've always wanted to know. What's your deal with all the anal probing? Don't you think you should at least take them to dinner first before all that abduction and probing? It's just the polite thing to do.

Aliens simply know that humans prefer to have things shoved up their ass. So they oblige. For example, you are a slave. I'll bet you aren't bothered by it.

 

[BULLDOG]

oh wow I didn't check his age... all the same, he needs the warning....

Cradle robber.

 

[Bonzi]

oh wow I didn't check his age... all the same, he needs the warning....

Cradle robber.

I said nothing flirtatious! (Thank goodness!)

 

[BULLDOG]

Welcome. Since you're here, there's one thing I've always wanted to know. What's your deal with all the anal probing? Don't you think you should at least take them to dinner first before all that abduction and probing? It's just the polite thing to do.

Aliens simply know that humans prefer to have things shoved up their ass. So they oblige. For example, you are a slave. I'll bet you aren't bothered by it.

Obviously, you have just studied right wingers. They are the ones who sound like a motor boat when they fart.