Hypothetical situation

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    You're a burglar scoping out a neighborhood, trying to find a house to rob.

    From down the road, you spot two houses that you decide are both equally the best potential targets on the block.

    As you get closer, you notice that one house has an F350 and a Suburban in the driveway, both with NRA stickers. The F350 also has a rifle rack.

    The other house has a Prius in the driveway, covered in bumper stickers: Brady Campaign, Violence Policy Center, Save the Whales, Obama2008, etc, etc, etc.

    Which house do you burglarize, and why?
     
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    Any rational burglar would return home and get a semi-automatic and rob the SUV owners after slaying them because they are more likely to have big toys to compensate for their lack of masculinity.
     
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    You are a fucking moron.
     
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    Yes, we all aspire to be as manly as your vegan boyfriend.
     
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    No doubt. But the alternative is that the only thing I need to to keep from being burgled is put an NRA sticker on my Prius.

    :badgrin:
     
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    Or you could slide one of those barbed female condoms up your ass.
     
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    I thought that only worked against Republicans. Thanks for the advice.
     
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    I'm sure they do, Ravi.

    Next.
     
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