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Holy shit"Stopped Clock Named CNN's Most Accurate Reporter
March 27th, 2019
ATLANTA, GA—CNN has given a special award to the clock hanging in one of its studios, naming it the news station’s most accurate reporter. The clock, which has been stuck showing the time to be 1:11 for the past three years, was found to surpass every other CNN reporter in how often it got the news exactly right.
“The wall clock is an inspiration to us all,” said CNN president Jeffrey Zucker. “Now, it doesn’t always get things right---but nobody is perfect. Still, twice a day, that clock absolutely nails the facts. That’s way better than anyone else we have.”
Not everyone was happy that the clock received this recognition. Some reporters, who wish to remain anonymous, say the clock sets an unrealistic standard for news accuracy. "
Stopped Clock Named CNN's Most Accurate Reporter
I am loving the collapse of the libtarded lying media in all its forms.
The Tards here had their heads filled with shit about Trump...
Tards will be Tards…..
I am loving the collapse of the libtarded lying media in all its forms.
The Tards here had their heads filled with shit about Trump...
Tards will be Tards…..
I wonder if they ever really believed any of it....well...maybe 5% of 'em did.
The rest are simply liars who care for nothing except their side winning.
I think we’re finally seeing the collapse of the Democratic Party.
Thank you President Trump!!!
I’ve always been an optimist.I think we’re finally seeing the collapse of the Democratic Party.
Thank you President Trump!!!
I wish.
But unless we wrest control of the schools from them, they will keep turning out witless voters.
Unfortunately, I don't see how that can happen.
I’ve always been an optimist.I think we’re finally seeing the collapse of the Democratic Party.
Thank you President Trump!!!
I wish.
But unless we wrest control of the schools from them, they will keep turning out witless voters.
Unfortunately, I don't see how that can happen.
I’d like to think we can get back to respecting this country, and feeling some pride for being an American citizen. The most generous people on earth.
Greenwald and others were blackballed from appearing on any of the cable "news" shows, because they asked probing questions and demanded proof of the accusations they were all making.
News doesn’t just happen–people need to appreciate that news comes from people digging it up and that journalism is a noble thing, and we’ve got to cheer for it when it succeeds.
nopeNews doesn’t just happen–people need to appreciate that news comes from people digging it up and that journalism is a noble thing, and we’ve got to cheer for it when it succeeds.
I sure hope this is tongue-in-cheek
the Intercept do a good job, Mat Taibbi, Glenn Greenwald, Jeremy Scahill on the left, Tucker, Bret Baier, and the Washington Examiner, and the Bulwark on the rightI yearn for real journalism. It happens so infrequently these days.
nopeNews doesn’t just happen–people need to appreciate that news comes from people digging it up and that journalism is a noble thing, and we’ve got to cheer for it when it succeeds.
I sure hope this is tongue-in-cheek
every journalist is different. some still do quality work, but i agree with you generally!I yearn for real journalism. It happens so infrequently these days.
They don't even proofread anymore.