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    Ima Hillbilly! YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    I'm here to see if any o' you fellars need a little straightenin' out. That and I like to hear me some crazy ideas now and again, and it don't get no crazier than when folks start a yammerin' on about their politics and such.
     
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    Some hillbilly. Not likely. Your DSL is from one of the 10 largest cities in the nation, Jed. Try again.
     
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    A man's gotta work don't he? Thar ain't no work in them thar hills.
     
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    Thar ain't no chix neither. Everybody I know had to go to the big city to find a woman, not all of us could get her to leave directly, I'm still workin' on that part. Didn't figger you'd be so darn persnickety.
     
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    I was thinking the same but didn't have the proof to back it up, lmao.
     
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    As a descendant of a long-established family from the Ozark Mountains of Missouri, I really, really hate it when idiots misuse the term hillbilly.

    Yeah, there are some of us out here still, and we aren't imbeciles as per the standard stereotype.
     
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    Yee haw and all that jazz. Welcome.
     
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    But it's so fun to piss you off. :lol:
     
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    Were someone to draw up a detailed study of all the various and sundry types and qualities of hickhood I believe that 'redneck' would probably be a better descriptor for my particular background, but hillbilly sounds a lot better and I've been called that too. If you want to take offense that's fine but I must ask How many cattle have YOU roped while riding on the front of a riding lawn mower?
     
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    This looks like it's going to be a fantastic board for politics. I'm getting into arguments in my intro thread. hahahahahaha
     

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