How to Win the Thanksgiving Day Political "Conversation"

I never begin political discussions with my less than reasonable relatives. I do, however, end them.

The story about the little girl punching the big guy out.....that was a lie. Nutbags can't help themselves.
 
Once again, the militant liberals are rolling out the tactical assault for Thanksgiving Day with the family. They are instructing their warriors to take advantage of this opportunity of family gathering to promote the liberal agenda and bash conservatism. Complete with a list of tips and suggestions, they will undoubtedly be armed and ready for battle when you arrive for the annual feast.

Many conservatives are passive on this, preferring to keep their opinions to themselves and not be confrontational. It's sometimes easier to just bite your tongue and let your liberal relative get it out of their system so everyone can get back to watching football and planning Black Friday shopping sprees. Of course, the militant liberals are counting on this complacent behavior in hopes of making some headway pushing their agenda.

I have come up with a plan and I encourage all my fellow conservatives to help me spread the word. When you find yourself sitting at the table trying to enjoy the feast and your flaming liberal cousin starts ranting... quietly take your spoon and scoop up a nice clump of mashed potatoes and catapult them into their face without saying a word. If you've already eaten and you're sitting in the den when the "conversation" begins, quietly get up, go to the kitchen and get a glass of ice water. Approach the offending cousin casually and dump the water on their head as they are reeling off talking points. Finally, if you are already in the car travelling to the Black Friday sales and they start their rant... pull over, go around to their side, open the door and snatch them out by the hair of the head and leave them sitting on the side of the road.

No need for confrontation, no need to engage in pointless debate, no need to let them mess up a beautiful moment with your family. We do not have to tolerate this. I have found that, as juvenile as it sounds, a nice clump of mashed potatoes to the face is unexpected. They don't know how to deal with it. If they continue to rant, pummel them with dinner rolls until they shut the fuck up.

If we conservatives all stick together with this plan we can return civility to family holidays.

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I have a couple of super libs on the wife's side of the family.
Sister in law and her daughter.
The daughter is a left wing loon of near Biblical proportions.
Last year at Thanksgiving I made her cry because she expected to be able to control the conversation. She was going on and on about the poor. I countered with the argument that while those who needed our assistance should get it, but those gaming the system should be kicked off the system. She would have none of it.
Once she started blubbering, her stupid boyfriend ( with which she has a child out of wedlock and the bum doesn't work except he claims to be on "security" at a "club"...)
Wanted to act like he was going to stick up for her. I told him he didn't like facts he was in the wrong place.
BTW, I was not the one that initiated the conversation.
Family or not, I don't take shit from anybody.


You should be proud.You made a young girl cry at Thanksgiving. Any crazy right winger would be proud of that..
She is a grown woman of 31 years. She decided she could go into the ring. She decided to flail away with talking points. I simply held my ground. She got pissed off and lost it. Not my problem.
What? I'm supposed to back off my principles why another person gets to shout like a banshee expecting everyone else to just shut up?....
I ended the conversation. THAT is when she became angry and decided to throw herself a pity party figuring the water works would gain sympathy.
Here's a tissue for your issue.


Good for you. Do you kick puppies to make yourself feel powerful too?
That nonsense doesn't assist your argument either.
try again.

No argument here. I'm just impressed with how macho you are.
 
The way you defeat a liberal...use facts, the truth and reality...then they will call you names, tell you you want to have sex with your gun and throw their poo at you......

Funny, Tiny, you seem to like to ignore facts, or try to find alternative explanations for them.

How many Second Amendment Enthusiasts are oging to shoot family members during pointless arguments at thanksgiving, just like the Founding Fathers wanted.


Normal gun owners don't shoot people....the people who shoot other people have long histories of violence and criminal activity.....you can't seem to understand the difference...
Was the guy who shot the car jacking victim "normal"? How about the two women shooting at thieves, who didn't rob them?
What part of "normal" did you not understand?
BTW, why is it that one planet liberal a person must be damaged FIRST then resort to deadly force.
We should wait to be stabbed, shot, beaten, raped BEFORE shooting the savage?
 
I have a couple of super libs on the wife's side of the family.
Sister in law and her daughter.
The daughter is a left wing loon of near Biblical proportions.
Last year at Thanksgiving I made her cry because she expected to be able to control the conversation. She was going on and on about the poor. I countered with the argument that while those who needed our assistance should get it, but those gaming the system should be kicked off the system. She would have none of it.
Once she started blubbering, her stupid boyfriend ( with which she has a child out of wedlock and the bum doesn't work except he claims to be on "security" at a "club"...)
Wanted to act like he was going to stick up for her. I told him he didn't like facts he was in the wrong place.
BTW, I was not the one that initiated the conversation.
Family or not, I don't take shit from anybody.


You should be proud.You made a young girl cry at Thanksgiving. Any crazy right winger would be proud of that..
She is a grown woman of 31 years. She decided she could go into the ring. She decided to flail away with talking points. I simply held my ground. She got pissed off and lost it. Not my problem.
What? I'm supposed to back off my principles why another person gets to shout like a banshee expecting everyone else to just shut up?....
I ended the conversation. THAT is when she became angry and decided to throw herself a pity party figuring the water works would gain sympathy.
Here's a tissue for your issue.


Good for you. Do you kick puppies to make yourself feel powerful too?
That nonsense doesn't assist your argument either.
try again.

No argument here. I'm just impressed with how macho you are.
No "macho" here. Just standing my ground. If that offends you, then you'll just have to be pissed off. Deal with it.
 
My 90lb, 20 year old 6 months pregnant niece was sitting at Christmas dinner last year. We were listening to one of her male cousins, about thirty, 250 lbs, no fucking job, blathering drunk on someone else's booze claim what a great- great job Obama was doing and how the REPs "hated" women and everyone else in the country. This had been going on for most of the diner.
My sweet little REP niece finally asked him to "give it a break". Other people wanted to talk about other things please.
What was the predictable fucking LIB pigs reaction? He told her to "fuck off". Susie quietly got out of her chair. Walked over to his side of the table and 'cold cocked' the asshole with one punch. He was still semiconscious twenty minutes later when the ambulance took him away. It seems she broke his jaw. I saw him a couple of months ago. He now speaks like he's got a mouth full of cotton balls.
Everyone was stunned at first. I lead the applauds.
Nothing like a little assault and battery, at the holiday dinner table.
The freeloading loud mouth deserved. it.
You like a pussy would run to the cops.....WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...She HIT ME!!!!!!!!! Hey mushmouth The cops would have said "nice punch" and left.
 
I'll just try to ignore my conservative family members hatred and racism today. It's just one day out of the year after all. No point ruining it trying to reason with them. I'll just eat up and hang out with the good cousins instead.


Funny....conservatives aren't the ones obsessed with race...the left wing is...they can't talk about anything without bringing race into it.....sort of like what you just did.....

And hate.....yes....all those left wing groups wrecking the cities.....no hate there.....
25 posts and already these limp wristed lefties are playing the race card.
 
My 90lb, 20 year old 6 months pregnant niece was sitting at Christmas dinner last year. We were listening to one of her male cousins, about thirty, 250 lbs, no fucking job, blathering drunk on someone else's booze claim what a great- great job Obama was doing and how the REPs "hated" women and everyone else in the country. This had been going on for most of the diner.
My sweet little REP niece finally asked him to "give it a break". Other people wanted to talk about other things please.
What was the predictable fucking LIB pigs reaction? He told her to "fuck off". Susie quietly got out of her chair. Walked over to his side of the table and 'cold cocked' the asshole with one punch. He was still semiconscious twenty minutes later when the ambulance took him away. It seems she broke his jaw. I saw him a couple of months ago. He now speaks like he's got a mouth full of cotton balls.
Everyone was stunned at first. I lead the applauds.
Nothing like a little assault and battery, at the holiday dinner table.

Tongues dig graves.
Loose lips get them slapped.
 
They actually stop some pregnancies....background checks don't stop any criminals from getting guns....see the difference?
They stop them from getting them legally...
Legally? Who cares. They are criminals. They are not interested in the laws.
Do you really think that Congress passing a law banning the private ownership would solve anything?
Don't be stupid. All that would create ( Prohibition is a fine example) a black market.
 
The way you defeat a liberal...use facts, the truth and reality...then they will call you names, tell you you want to have sex with your gun and throw their poo at you......

Funny, Tiny, you seem to like to ignore facts, or try to find alternative explanations for them.

How many Second Amendment Enthusiasts are oging to shoot family members during pointless arguments at thanksgiving, just like the Founding Fathers wanted.


Normal gun owners don't shoot people....the people who shoot other people have long histories of violence and criminal activity.....you can't seem to understand the difference...
Was the guy who shot the car jacking victim "normal"? How about the two women shooting at thieves, who didn't rob them?
What part of "normal" did you not understand?
BTW, why is it that one planet liberal a person must be damaged FIRST then resort to deadly force.
We should wait to be stabbed, shot, beaten, raped BEFORE shooting the savage?
Those people are normal, and stupid, which is normal, hence,....................................................wait for it,..............................................................The Problem...
 
My 90lb, 20 year old 6 months pregnant niece was sitting at Christmas dinner last year. We were listening to one of her male cousins, about thirty, 250 lbs, no fucking job, blathering drunk on someone else's booze claim what a great- great job Obama was doing and how the REPs "hated" women and everyone else in the country. This had been going on for most of the diner.
My sweet little REP niece finally asked him to "give it a break". Other people wanted to talk about other things please.
What was the predictable fucking LIB pigs reaction? He told her to "fuck off". Susie quietly got out of her chair. Walked over to his side of the table and 'cold cocked' the asshole with one punch. He was still semiconscious twenty minutes later when the ambulance took him away. It seems she broke his jaw. I saw him a couple of months ago. He now speaks like he's got a mouth full of cotton balls.
Everyone was stunned at first. I lead the applauds.
Nothing like a little assault and battery, at the holiday dinner table.
The freeloading loud mouth deserved. it.
You like a pussy would run to the cops.....WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...She HIT ME!!!!!!!!! Hey mushmouth The cops would have said "nice punch" and left.
Not how our justice system works. Assault and battery does not take size or politics into account. The story is an obvious lie anyway so don't worry.
 
They actually stop some pregnancies....background checks don't stop any criminals from getting guns....see the difference?
They stop them from getting them legally...
Legally? Who cares. They are criminals. They are not interested in the laws.
Do you really think that Congress passing a law banning the private ownership would solve anything?
Don't be stupid. All that would create ( Prohibition is a fine example) a black market.
In my version of gun control if you aren't in uniform and you have a gun in your hands, you are good as dead, no questions asked. Will there be a few gun deaths, yep, like Japan which would mean seven a year here. Perfectly workable.

And, people need booze, they do not need guns.
 
Normal gun owners don't shoot people....the people who shoot other people have long histories of violence and criminal activity.....you can't seem to understand the difference...


You could be right. If there were just some way to weed out those with histories of violence and criminal activity when they try to buy a gun. Of course it wouldn't be 100% effective, but it would stop a lot of them.


Of course there is no such thing...background checks don't work....the actual criminals simply get someone with a clean record to buy the gun or they steal it......

so...the best way...arrest people when they commit a crime with a gun.....100% accurate and works everytime it is tried......

And no one likes my idea about putting a tattoo on the shoulder of felons so we know immediately if they can or can't own a gun...that too would work....of course the straw purchase and stealing guns would allow them to get guns......but a tattoo on the shoulder would allow normal gun owners to buy guns without waiting periods or background checks...


And background checks would do the same thing.


You say that as if it is the truth......but you never explain how that works......since we have seen in France...a country that does not allow anyone to own fully automatic rifles, or explosives...hence they don't need background checks....and the fact that the terrorists were on governemnt watch lists...

And they still got fully automatic rifles and explosives...so much for background checks keeping criminals and terrorists from getting guns.....in a country with extreme gun control laws......

And of course since I have already stated the fact, that criminals get people with clean records to go through the background check, buy the gun and then give it or sell it to the criminal, or the criminal steals the gun...in both cases the background check did nothing to stop the criminal from getting the gun......

And for mass shooters.....almost all of them passed at least one and many passed multiple background checks to get their guns...and the ones who didn't...stole their guns or bought them illegally, again, making background checks pointless and stupid....

So....keep chanting your mantra...."background checks," because that is all it is...a mindless, droning sound that has no meaning....


I'll bet you encourage young people to not use condoms because they are not 100% effective.
Libs losing arguments. Spewing non sequiturs.
 
My 90lb, 20 year old 6 months pregnant niece was sitting at Christmas dinner last year. We were listening to one of her male cousins, about thirty, 250 lbs, no fucking job, blathering drunk on someone else's booze claim what a great- great job Obama was doing and how the REPs "hated" women and everyone else in the country. This had been going on for most of the diner.
My sweet little REP niece finally asked him to "give it a break". Other people wanted to talk about other things please.
What was the predictable fucking LIB pigs reaction? He told her to "fuck off". Susie quietly got out of her chair. Walked over to his side of the table and 'cold cocked' the asshole with one punch. He was still semiconscious twenty minutes later when the ambulance took him away. It seems she broke his jaw. I saw him a couple of months ago. He now speaks like he's got a mouth full of cotton balls.
Everyone was stunned at first. I lead the applauds.
Nothing like a little assault and battery, at the holiday dinner table.
The freeloading loud mouth deserved. it.
You like a pussy would run to the cops.....WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...She HIT ME!!!!!!!!! Hey mushmouth The cops would have said "nice punch" and left.
Not how our justice system works. Assault and battery does not take size or politics into account. The story is an obvious lie anyway so don't worry.
Sure it does....I am an eye witness to it. I could tell you the story, but you'd just deny its veracity anyway because it does not fit your narrative.
 
They actually stop some pregnancies....background checks don't stop any criminals from getting guns....see the difference?
They stop them from getting them legally...
Legally? Who cares. They are criminals. They are not interested in the laws.
Do you really think that Congress passing a law banning the private ownership would solve anything?
Don't be stupid. All that would create ( Prohibition is a fine example) a black market.
In my version of gun control if you aren't in uniform and you have a gun in your hands, you are good as dead, no questions asked. Will there be a few gun deaths, yep, like Japan which would mean seven a year here. Perfectly workable.

And, people need booze, they do not need guns.

If you "need" booze you obviously have a problem
 
My 90lb, 20 year old 6 months pregnant niece was sitting at Christmas dinner last year. We were listening to one of her male cousins, about thirty, 250 lbs, no fucking job, blathering drunk on someone else's booze claim what a great- great job Obama was doing and how the REPs "hated" women and everyone else in the country. This had been going on for most of the diner.
My sweet little REP niece finally asked him to "give it a break". Other people wanted to talk about other things please.
What was the predictable fucking LIB pigs reaction? He told her to "fuck off". Susie quietly got out of her chair. Walked over to his side of the table and 'cold cocked' the asshole with one punch. He was still semiconscious twenty minutes later when the ambulance took him away. It seems she broke his jaw. I saw him a couple of months ago. He now speaks like he's got a mouth full of cotton balls.
Everyone was stunned at first. I lead the applauds.
Nothing like a little assault and battery, at the holiday dinner table.
The freeloading loud mouth deserved. it.
You like a pussy would run to the cops.....WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...She HIT ME!!!!!!!!! Hey mushmouth The cops would have said "nice punch" and left.
Not how our justice system works. Assault and battery does not take size or politics into account. The story is an obvious lie anyway so don't worry.
Sure it does....I am an eye witness to it. I could tell you the story, but you'd just deny its veracity anyway because it does not fit your narrative.
The narrative that it doesn't fit is known as the truth...
 
They actually stop some pregnancies....background checks don't stop any criminals from getting guns....see the difference?
They stop them from getting them legally...
Legally? Who cares. They are criminals. They are not interested in the laws.
Do you really think that Congress passing a law banning the private ownership would solve anything?
Don't be stupid. All that would create ( Prohibition is a fine example) a black market.
In my version of gun control if you aren't in uniform and you have a gun in your hands, you are good as dead, no questions asked. Will there be a few gun deaths, yep, like Japan which would mean seven a year here. Perfectly workable.

And, people need booze, they do not need guns.

If you "need" booze you obviously have a problem
On this planet, stuck with you morons, I should drink more, not less. Besides, in moderation, it's good for you, especially red wine. That even helps most women lose weight. It also helps to prevent some cancers.

BTW, Jesus was known to be rather a lush...
 
They actually stop some pregnancies....background checks don't stop any criminals from getting guns....see the difference?
They stop them from getting them legally...
Legally? Who cares. They are criminals. They are not interested in the laws.
Do you really think that Congress passing a law banning the private ownership would solve anything?
Don't be stupid. All that would create ( Prohibition is a fine example) a black market.
In my version of gun control if you aren't in uniform and you have a gun in your hands, you are good as dead, no questions asked. Will there be a few gun deaths, yep, like Japan which would mean seven a year here. Perfectly workable.

And, people need booze, they do not need guns.

If you "need" booze you obviously have a problem
On this planet, stuck with you morons, I should drink more, not less. Besides, in moderation, it's good for you, especially red wine. That even helps most women lose weight. It also helps to prevent some cancers.

BTW, Jesus was known to be rather a lush...

You continue being a loon...and possibly a drunk
 

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