How to be a Woke White Person

[Orangecat]

Spot on:

 

[fncceo]

I HATE being woke ...

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Open your eyes??? Stop listening to Hippie Stink!!

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

I HATE being woke ...

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Not if it is next to her.

 

[fncceo]

I HATE being woke ...

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Not if it is next to her.

I think I would hate that alarm clock twice as much.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

I HATE being woke ...

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Not if it is next to her.

I think I would hate that alarm clock twice as much.

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

I HATE being woke ...

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Not if it is next to her.

I think I would hate that alarm clock twice as much.

I'll let her woke me dang quickly.

 

[EvilEyeFleegle]

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

I HATE being woke ...

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Spot on:

Is that the guy on the Partridge Family?

 

[Likkmee]

If they grin on wakeup....zzzzzz.

 

[JGalt]

Spot on:

Actually it takes alot of effort to be a woke white person. Many people don't realize what goes into that. The first prerequisite of course, is to be a white person. That's the easy part.

Next, a properly "woke" white person must have one important quality: That's called a feeling of "guilt." There are many ways of acquiring that: From their parents, their educational system, through the media such as news, movies, television, music, and the arts.

Of course merely having that feeling of guilt eating away at you from the inside, doesn't necessarily bring a white person to the state of "wokeness." That has to be brought about by peer pressure from from other "wokies." That's where the full force of wokeness comes to fruition, from the fear of being shunned by their peers.

To a liberal, progressive, or leftist, the worst thing that can happen is to be disdained by other liberals, progressives, and leftists. To be called a "racist", "homophobe", "sexist", or "xenophobe" by another member of their cult is akin to being exiled on a desert island with no toilet paper. Nothing is more horrible than that, to the wokies.

 

[Toro]

Spot on:

Posted months ago.

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

Spot on:

Posted months ago.

You seem to be a hall monitor here.

 

[Darkwind]

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I'd hit that three times on Sunday just because I"m an exceptional American.

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

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I'd hit that three times on Sunday just because I"m an exceptional American.

My God! That's my wife.

 

[Orangecat]

Posted months ago.

No, I posted it just over two hours ago.