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- #21
Noah spoke perfect English. And he was a white guy that looked a lot like Russell Crowe.You know, you're right. I was wrong. Women did come from men. Men are made of dirt and clay. Noah is our grandfather and he spoke Biblicah Hebrew, from which English is descended. The only people who kept the pre-Babel language were the Israelites, the entire population of whom the Egyptians supported. Obviously they escaped one night by splitting a sea in half after their war god killed a fuck ton of people right before condemning murder and commanding Moses to murder all of his Ba'al worshipping kinsmen. Obviously they arrived in this brand new country after wandering around in the desert for forty years without leaving any evidence of this and conquered it in a generation. That's how they became the major regional power they still are today.Well, you seem to know a lot.
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Wait, no. Sorry. That's just retarded. My bad.
And the rock people are in the Bible.