Here We Go Again, Criminal-Minded SUV Kills People

[Eightball]

Something must be done about these Rogue SUV vehicles. They're evil by nature. :dev1: They over-guzzle our precious fossil fuel supplies, and then they have the gall to "slap" us humans in the face and attack us. These ungrateful machines must be stopped. :firing: Where is Keanu Reeves(Matrix "Hero" Man) when you need him?

http://www.newsday.com/news/nationw...print.story?coll=sns-ap-nationworld-headlines

Regards, Eightballsidepocket

4 Die When SUV Hits Las Vegas Bus Bench


By Associated Press

March 14, 2005, 1:36 PM EST

LAS VEGAS -- An SUV jumped the curb and plowed into a bench at a municipal bus stop Monday, killing four people and scattering bodies, broken glass and schoolbooks.

The driver was jailed on suspicion of driving under the influence, police said.

The Ford Explorer skidded along a concrete wall about 10 miles from the Las Vegas Strip and demolished the bench on which the victims were sitting, police said.

"Basically the bench is attached to the cement wall," Sgt. Chris Jones said. "There was no place for them to go."

The victims were not immediately identified but appeared to be in their middle and late teens, Jones said.

The 34-year-old driver was not seriously hurt.

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The News.com title says it all. The fact that the driver's drunken condition was omitted from the headline title was an indication that the SUV was the sole criminal element in this horrible tragedy. Thank God for our unbiased press.lol

Notice that the very evil SUV realized that the driver was drunk, and that allowed it the opportunity to do havoc on human life.

 

[dmp]

I'd bet money a Honda Insight would have killed them all, too!

 

[no1tovote4]

Imagine the story from the other direction. 4 Killed by Waiting for the Bus.

 

[dmp]

Imagine the story from the other direction. 4 Killed by Waiting for the Bus.

Bus Riding Can KILL!! More at 11!

 

[musicman]

"Drunken SUV Kills Four".

 

[no1tovote4]

Bus Riding Can KILL!! More at 11!

Bus Riders killed by Bus Bench!

Today four innocents were killed by being forced to wait on an unsightly and unsafe bus bench. As they were waiting in discomfort they were cut down by the unsafe bench when a vehicle struck the unsafe sitting device which turned over onto its hapless victims, injuring two and killing four.

The injured were taken to the local hospital and are in serious condition. Applicable charges will be applied to the maker of the unsafe device.

More at 10...

 

[no1tovote4]

We could also try it this way....


2 Injured by Trial Attorneys

The rush of trial attorneys to the scene of an accident where a driver lost control and struck those waiting for a bus created a scene where two were injured and 4 killed.

"They came in droves, giving cards to those that were uninjured in an attempt to reach the victms of the unsafe Bus Bench," one witness stated.

"It was terrible enough that the Bus Bench overturned onto the first victims, but the Lawyers just made a bad scene worse!" Another stated.

There were several paper cuts and one bruised rib caused by the attorneys, their victims were treated and released at the scene.

 

[musicman]

Bus Riders killed by Bus Bench!

Today four innocents were killed by being forced to wait on an unsightly and unsafe bus bench. As they were waiting in discomfort they were cut down by the unsafe bench when a vehicle struck the unsafe sitting device which turned over onto its hapless victims, injuring two and killing four.

The injured were taken to the local hospital and are in serious condition. Applicable charges will be applied to the maker of the unsafe device.

More at 10...

According to ACLU attorneys, the bench bore a striking resemblance to a Ten Commandments display. A brief has already been filed with the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals.

 

[Eightball]

Or, " Bottle of Jim Beam Kills Bus Bench Innocents".

More at 10.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Politicians car drowns woman at 28

 

[SmarterThanYou]

the makers of levis jeans were sued for failure to protect from harm today. the faulty jeans fell apart after contact with an SUV and a park bench today. Several people were killed in the same manner. Levi's had no comment at the time of printing.

 

[Eightball]

The press just continues to impress me with their uncanny skills to uncover and inform the public of these evil immaterial objects that are out to destroy the human race.

Just the other day, a rogue lit, cigarette jumped out of an innocent human's hand at a service station, whilst the innocent human being was pumping nice volatile gasoline into his evil natured SUV. The darn cigarette caused nothing but tragedy as it fell down the SUV's gasoline filler spout, and into the SUV's extra large capacity gas guzzling tank. The SUV with the help of said Cigarette, burned and maimed many innocent humans, and caused untold monetary damage to the filling station.

 

[no1tovote4]

The press just continues to impress me with their uncanny skills to uncover and inform the public of these evil immaterial objects that are out to destroy the human race.

Just the other day, a rogue lit, cigarette jumped out of an innocent human's hand at a service station, whilst the innocent human being was pumping nice volatile gasoline into his evil natured SUV. The darn cigarette caused nothing but tragedy as it fell down the SUV's gasoline filler spout, and into the SUV's extra large capacity gas guzzling tank. The SUV with the help of said Cigarette, burned and maimed many innocent humans, and caused untold monetary damage to the filling station.

Damned conspiracy of Cigarettes and Suvs! I didn't know we were in such danger! Watch out for the Lawyers, they are on the way.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

I can see the warning signs on the OTHER side of the pack now....