Hello.

[Wake]

I've joined this forum based on talk elsewhere.

I'm a guy who likes simplicity, common sense, unrestrictive user-friendliness, and general respect—especially from exemplary staff.

To the locals: Do you think I'm going to like it here?

 

[theDoctorisIn]

Welcome!

Whether or not you like it here will depend entirely on you, but I expect you'll be fine.

 

[Snookie]

I've joined this forum based on talk elsewhere.

I'm a guy who likes simplicity, common sense, unrestrictive user-friendliness, and general respect—especially from exemplary staff.

To the locals: Do you think I'm going to like it here?

Yes, it is mandatory.

Do I know you?

Welcome, pickle.

 

[Ropey]

I've joined this forum based on talk elsewhere.

I'm a guy who likes simplicity, common sense, unrestrictive user-friendliness, and general respect—especially from exemplary staff.

To the locals: Do you think I'm going to like it here?

Welcome wake.

I like it here. It's a fast moving site and there's a lot going on beneath the covers.

 

[Snookie]

I've joined this forum based on talk elsewhere.

I'm a guy who likes simplicity, common sense, unrestrictive user-friendliness, and general respect—especially from exemplary staff.

To the locals: Do you think I'm going to like it here?

Welcome wake.

I like it here. It's a fast moving site and there's a lot going on beneath the covers.

Ropey!

 

[Coyote]

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[April]

Welcome to USMB, Wake.

 

[Connery]

I've joined this forum based on talk elsewhere.

I'm a guy who likes simplicity, common sense, unrestrictive user-friendliness, and general respect—especially from exemplary staff.

To the locals: Do you think I'm going to like it here?

I believe you will enjoy your stay here Wake. I am happy to see you again and check out the Gardening and Landscaping forum!!!

 

[freedombecki]

Welcome to USMB, Wake. Hope you enjoy the boards.

 

[Wake]

Thanks guys, I'm happy to be here!

 

[Wolfsister77]

Hi wake and welcome, you'll be just fine here.

 

[Granny]

Welcome, Wake.

 

[Sarah G]

Hi there.

 

[Gracie]

I've joined this forum based on talk elsewhere.

I'm a guy who likes simplicity, common sense, unrestrictive user-friendliness, and general respect—especially from exemplary staff.

To the locals: Do you think I'm going to like it here?

I like it here just fine. You should too. Beats where you were.

 

[Mr. H.]

Yup.

 

[AquaAthena]

I've joined this forum based on talk elsewhere.

I'm a guy who likes simplicity, common sense, unrestrictive user-friendliness, and general respect—especially from exemplary staff.

To the locals: Do you think I'm going to like it here?

You will like it here as there is something for everyone, and includes all the features you mentioned being desirous of. Commonsense means different things to different people though, as you probably know, or will come to find out. I have found most often people will treat others the way they are being treated.

I wish to personally and happily YOU!

 

[Ropey]

I've joined this forum based on talk elsewhere.

I'm a guy who likes simplicity, common sense, unrestrictive user-friendliness, and general respect—especially from exemplary staff.

To the locals: Do you think I'm going to like it here?

Welcome wake.

I like it here. It's a fast moving site and there's a lot going on beneath the covers.

Ropey!

Now I didn't say which covers.

 

[Gracie]

So....where did ya go [MENTION=44124]Wake[/MENTION]? Decided to stay where you were after all?

 

[Wake]

So....where did ya go [MENTION=44124]Wake[/MENTION]? Decided to stay where you were after all?

Actually, I'm really starting to like it here. I've been searching through political forums looking for serious and quality debate and discussion, and it looks like I've found it.

 

[Coyote]

So....where did ya go [MENTION=44124]Wake[/MENTION]? Decided to stay where you were after all?

Actually, I'm really starting to like it here. I've been searching through political forums looking for serious and quality debate and discussion, and it looks like I've found it.

Are you saying we offer the best cookies?


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