A man gets into the elevator every morning and stands very close to the lady, inhales a big breath of air through his nose and whispers to her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore and goes to her supervisor in Human Resources. She explains what her co-worker does and states that she wants to file a sexual harassment grievance. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "He's a midget."