Letter to Hinckley

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  1. lilcountriegal
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    Mr. John Hinckley
    St. Elizabeth's Hospital
    Washington, DC

    Dear John:

    Laura and I hope that you are continuing your excellent progress in recovery from your mental problems. We were pleased to hear that you are now able to have unsupervised visits with your parents. The staff at the hospital reports that you are
    doing fine.

    I have decided to seek a second term in office as your president and I would appreciate your support and the support of your fine parents. I would hope that if there is anything that you need at the hospital, you will let us know.

    Sincerely,

    George W. Bush, President

    PS
    Were you aware that John Kerry is screwing Jodi Foster?
     
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    Now that to dam funny...:laugh: :laugh:
     
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    That is hilarious!!!! :laugh:
     

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