Going To Be A Party!

DarkFury

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Democrats are holding their convention in one of the most crime infested
cities in America.

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And Hillary is the home coming queen.

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We offered to hold it in Texas.

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But to many democrats had warrants for their arrest.

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Republicans had bikers for security. Democrats have black lives matter, the KKK and islamic state.

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Boy, that ought to f#cking work.

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Their making up Donkey's to fit every group.

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The islamic Donkey is wearing a suicide vest.

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Debbie Wasserman Shultz is set to speak.

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Party favors will be blinders and Coors beer.

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Key note speakers will be Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson.

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Subjects are paying taxes and child support.

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The corruption of Wall street will be a major topic.

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Hillary's son in law will give that.

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Hollywood was going to make a movie about the convention.

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But the names Planet of the Apes and The dirty dozen were already taken.

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The Secret Service is demanding extra staff for this event.

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It takes four of them just to lift her off her potty chair.




 
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Bill Clinton is set to speak.

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On morality and family values.

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And just to prove how much democrats love God and country.

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The Rev. Wright will give the opening prayer.

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Taco Bell announced it will be open 24 hours a day.

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Someone has to feed all those un-documented democrats.

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Lets see, you got
Radical isamics
New black panthers
Radical homos
Klu Klux Klan
Black lives matter
And they all are going to be drinking.

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I got no problem with that.

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Texas offered to host the convention for free.

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Democrats turned us down when they learned we intended to fence the building in once it was full.


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And since they are firm believers in making sure no one has to have a photo ID to do anything political, they won't be demanding...

Sorry, I couldn't say that with a straight keyboard. Of course they'll demand photo ID to attend. It's what they do.
 

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