I think your biggest problem is that you don't have enough sand in your pants.Their biggest problem in my opinion is that their superstitious beliefs become so outdated and they're faced with even more mockery if they try to run some new ones.Bronze Age answers for Bronze Age people.. Every culture has a creation myth and they are all very different.
Case in point is the Mormons who tryied something in tune with the times and ended up making it all much worse!
Maybe I'll make a call out thread in the bull ring and prove it. It'll be fun.