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I once had a roommate who had a bunny rabbit as a pet.

As soon he would let it out of its cage, the rabbit would run on to his mattress and urinate all over it.

One day, he got so frustrated with it, he punched it. I saw the rabbit bleeding out of his nose.

I asked "Dude, what the fuck? It's a fucking rabbit! What are you doing?"

He made all sorts of lame excuses, but I couldn't stand it.

So I gave his rabbit away to the little girl next door.

Then I banged his girlfriend.
 
Wrong, Chris has a bunny rabbit, a very big bunny rabbit.

Had a bunny rabbit.

Had.

What? I still have my rabbit.

Excellent :smile:

Look at this bunny rabbit, adorable :smoke:

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How cute! I wonder what kind they are?

"How cute! I wonder what kind they are?"

It is called Wally, it says it's an English Angora rabbit from Massachucetts, well the article says that, not the bunny rabbit, or perhaps Wally can speak....horses can speak I have heard Mr. Ed and he's a talking horse :smoke:

Here are more pictures of Wally.

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Good that this below is not a front angle or that would violate the forums No Naked Pictures rule :eusa_doh:

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Here's the article.

Meet Wally, The Fluffy Bunny With Giant Wings For Ears
 
I once had a roommate who had a bunny rabbit as a pet.

As soon he would let it out of its cage, the rabbit would run on to his mattress and urinate all over it.

One day, he got so frustrated with it, he punched it. I saw the rabbit bleeding out of his nose.

I asked "Dude, what the fuck? It's a fucking rabbit! What are you doing?"

He made all sorts of lame excuses, but I couldn't stand it.

So I gave his rabbit away to the little girl next door.

Then I banged his girlfriend.

If it was doing that, it was his fault, not the rabbit's fault. That rabbit is just an innocent animal that doesn't know any better.
 
I once had a roommate who had a bunny rabbit as a pet.

As soon he would let it out of its cage, the rabbit would run on to his mattress and urinate all over it.

One day, he got so frustrated with it, he punched it. I saw the rabbit bleeding out of his nose.

I asked "Dude, what the fuck? It's a fucking rabbit! What are you doing?"

He made all sorts of lame excuses, but I couldn't stand it.

So I gave his rabbit away to the little girl next door.

Then I banged his girlfriend.

If it was doing that, it was his fault, not the rabbit's fault. That rabbit is just an innocent animal that doesn't know any better.

Of course. You are totally right.

That's why I banged his girlfriend.

Well, that and she was hot!
 
Wrong, Chris has a bunny rabbit, a very big bunny rabbit.

Had a bunny rabbit.

Had.

What? I still have my rabbit.

Excellent :smile:

Look at this bunny rabbit, adorable :smoke:

wallyrabbit.jpg

How cute! I wonder what kind they are?

"How cute! I wonder what kind they are?"

It is called Wally, it says it's an English Angora rabbit from Massachucetts, well the article says that, not the bunny rabbit, or perhaps Wally can speak....horses can speak I have heard Mr. Ed and he's a talking horse :smoke:

Here are more pictures of Wally.

556eb8d7870d3.jpg


556eb8d84531f.jpg


556eb8d9cb9f0.jpg


556eb8da32c0c.jpg


Good that this below is not a front angle or that would violate the forums No Naked Pictures rule :eusa_doh:

556eb8da975d9.jpg


Here's the article.

Meet Wally, The Fluffy Bunny With Giant Wings For Ears

Aww. How cute. I can see now that these rabbits have been shaved to look like that. The angora rabbits are really fluffy. Mine is only part angora, so he's not as fluffy, just a little bit fluffy. :D
 
Hey Comrade Johnson

Have you thought about my offer to come trolling for The Global Banking Elite?
He (Comrade Johnson ) took the weekend off and went to his dacha in the countryside for some fishing and R&R.

His job at Pravda is stressful and he needs to rest.

Clearly, Comrade "Johnson" is someone whom the Russian government has hired to troll the west.

But he's pretty good at it.

So since we bankers control everything, I thought I could give him a pay raise and do our dirty work and help us subjugate "the people" of the world and do our nefarious biddings.
 
I once had a roommate who had a bunny rabbit as a pet.

As soon he would let it out of its cage, the rabbit would run on to his mattress and urinate all over it.

One day, he got so frustrated with it, he punched it. I saw the rabbit bleeding out of his nose.

I asked "Dude, what the fuck? It's a fucking rabbit! What are you doing?"

He made all sorts of lame excuses, but I couldn't stand it.

So I gave his rabbit away to the little girl next door.

Then I banged his girlfriend.
We had a babe at our frat house that all the guys passed around one by one.

Jeff was the big handsome Nordic blonde who first brought her home and banged her.

Then I got to date her second a few weeks later after he got tired.

Then Gary was third.

The Hoss was fourth.

The Galaria was fifth.

We decided she was good but not great.

:D
 
Alright, this is fun and all, but I promised to take my beautiful wife to the Gulf Coast tomorrow so she can do some shopping or something, and thus I have to retire for the evening.

Don't spent too many hours fantasizing about me this evening, Chris!
 
Hey Comrade Johnson

Have you thought about my offer to come trolling for The Global Banking Elite?
He (Comrade Johnson ) took the weekend off and went to his dacha in the countryside for some fishing and R&R.

His job at Pravda is stressful and he needs to rest.

Clearly, Comrade "Johnson" is someone whom the Russian government has hired to troll the west.

But he's pretty good at it.

So since we bankers control everything, I thought I could give him a pay raise and do our dirty work and help us subjugate "the people" of the world and do our nefarious biddings.
I am sure Comrade Johnson already likes his job in the USSR -- I mean -- in Russia.

He is trying to get a feel for the US Body Politic.

Are me morally corrupt?

Do we respect our police?

Does anybody like Uncle Vlad here?
 
I once had a roommate who had a bunny rabbit as a pet.

As soon he would let it out of its cage, the rabbit would run on to his mattress and urinate all over it.

One day, he got so frustrated with it, he punched it. I saw the rabbit bleeding out of his nose.

I asked "Dude, what the fuck? It's a fucking rabbit! What are you doing?"

He made all sorts of lame excuses, but I couldn't stand it.

So I gave his rabbit away to the little girl next door.

Then I banged his girlfriend.
We had a babe at our frat house that all the guys passed around one by one.

Jeff was the big handsome Nordic blonde who first brought her home and banged her.

Then I got to date her second a few weeks later after he got tired.

Then Gary was third.

The Hoss was fourth.

The Galaria was fifth.

We decided she was good but not great.

:D

Dude, that is gross.

I've had whores throw themselves at me, but I just couldn't.

I have standards.
 
I once had a roommate who had a bunny rabbit as a pet.

As soon he would let it out of its cage, the rabbit would run on to his mattress and urinate all over it.

One day, he got so frustrated with it, he punched it. I saw the rabbit bleeding out of his nose.

I asked "Dude, what the fuck? It's a fucking rabbit! What are you doing?"

He made all sorts of lame excuses, but I couldn't stand it.

So I gave his rabbit away to the little girl next door.

Then I banged his girlfriend.
We had a babe at our frat house that all the guys passed around one by one.

Jeff was the big handsome Nordic blonde who first brought her home and banged her.

Then I got to date her second a few weeks later after he got tired.

Then Gary was third.

The Hoss was fourth.

The Galaria was fifth.

We decided she was good but not great.

:D

Dude, that is gross.

I've had whores throw themselves at me, but I just couldn't.

I have standards.
I have really poor taste in women, sorry.
 
I once had a roommate who had a bunny rabbit as a pet.

As soon he would let it out of its cage, the rabbit would run on to his mattress and urinate all over it.

One day, he got so frustrated with it, he punched it. I saw the rabbit bleeding out of his nose.

I asked "Dude, what the fuck? It's a fucking rabbit! What are you doing?"

He made all sorts of lame excuses, but I couldn't stand it.

So I gave his rabbit away to the little girl next door.

Then I banged his girlfriend.
We had a babe at our frat house that all the guys passed around one by one.

Jeff was the big handsome Nordic blonde who first brought her home and banged her.

Then I got to date her second a few weeks later after he got tired.

Then Gary was third.

The Hoss was fourth.

The Galaria was fifth.

We decided she was good but not great.

:D

Dude, that is gross.

I've had whores throw themselves at me, but I just couldn't.

I have standards.
I have really poor taste in women, sorry.

YOU are in poor taste. Lol! You have no class.
 
I once had a roommate who had a bunny rabbit as a pet.

As soon he would let it out of its cage, the rabbit would run on to his mattress and urinate all over it.

One day, he got so frustrated with it, he punched it. I saw the rabbit bleeding out of his nose.

I asked "Dude, what the fuck? It's a fucking rabbit! What are you doing?"

He made all sorts of lame excuses, but I couldn't stand it.

So I gave his rabbit away to the little girl next door.

Then I banged his girlfriend.
We had a babe at our frat house that all the guys passed around one by one.

Jeff was the big handsome Nordic blonde who first brought her home and banged her.

Then I got to date her second a few weeks later after he got tired.

Then Gary was third.

The Hoss was fourth.

The Galaria was fifth.

We decided she was good but not great.

:D

Dude, that is gross.

I've had whores throw themselves at me, but I just couldn't.

I have standards.
I have really poor taste in women, sorry.

5578aa6ea0de0.jpg
 
I once had a roommate who had a bunny rabbit as a pet.

As soon he would let it out of its cage, the rabbit would run on to his mattress and urinate all over it.

One day, he got so frustrated with it, he punched it. I saw the rabbit bleeding out of his nose.

I asked "Dude, what the fuck? It's a fucking rabbit! What are you doing?"

He made all sorts of lame excuses, but I couldn't stand it.

So I gave his rabbit away to the little girl next door.

Then I banged his girlfriend.
We had a babe at our frat house that all the guys passed around one by one.

Jeff was the big handsome Nordic blonde who first brought her home and banged her.

Then I got to date her second a few weeks later after he got tired.

Then Gary was third.

The Hoss was fourth.

The Galaria was fifth.

We decided she was good but not great.

:D

Dude, that is gross.

I've had whores throw themselves at me, but I just couldn't.

I have standards.
I have really poor taste in women, sorry.

5578aa6ea0de0.jpg

Dopey would be my guess.
 
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