I once had a roommate who had a bunny rabbit as a pet.
As soon he would let it out of its cage, the rabbit would run on to his mattress and urinate all over it.
One day, he got so frustrated with it, he punched it. I saw the rabbit bleeding out of his nose.
I asked "Dude, what the fuck? It's a fucking rabbit! What are you doing?"
He made all sorts of lame excuses, but I couldn't stand it.
So I gave his rabbit away to the little girl next door.
Then I banged his girlfriend.
As soon he would let it out of its cage, the rabbit would run on to his mattress and urinate all over it.
One day, he got so frustrated with it, he punched it. I saw the rabbit bleeding out of his nose.
I asked "Dude, what the fuck? It's a fucking rabbit! What are you doing?"
He made all sorts of lame excuses, but I couldn't stand it.
So I gave his rabbit away to the little girl next door.
Then I banged his girlfriend.