For The Kiddies and Grandkiddies

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    Situation: Unidentified aircraft is intruding on American airspace. Two F-15's have been scrambled to intercept.

    Location: Northeastern United States.



    Lead F-15: 'Control, target is within visual range. Requesting permission to engage.'

    Control: 'Permission granted. Engage target.'

    L F-15: 'Roger that. Out.'

    Control: 'Abort! Abort! Disengage!'

    L F-15: 'Control, I have a missile lock.'

    Control: 'Abort, dammit! It's Santa Claus!'

    L F-15: 'Can you confirm?'

    Control: 'Affirmative. He's just delivered those F-22's we've been askin' for.'

    L F-15: 'Sweet. Returning to base. Out.'
     
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    Yep, they're there to protect Santa too! ;)
     

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