Food for Teens

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Yeh. Well it's all part of our training, Oxo. The governmet are cutting defence spending and we have to reduce ammo used. So, we've developed a new strategy. We have to learn every joke in the book. Then, next time we're deployed, we simply creep up on the Taliban and yell out jokes. The effect is amazing. They die of laughter.

my dog has no nose.

My grandfather got his tongue shot off in the war. He never spoke about it.

how did he smell?

 

[xotoxi]

my dog has no nose.

My grandfather got his tongue shot off in the war. He never spoke about it.

My uncle lost both legs in a car accident.


Later on he tried to sue the guy who did it.

The judge threw it out of court,




said he didn't have a leg to stand on.

My uncle died of leukemia.

 

[Vel]

They will be in and out of the house all weekend, sleeping over, yada yada.

Just made a birthday cake, mmmmmmm the house smells good.


Tomorrow brownies.



I need some ideas of some good munchies I can either buy/make (not too hard to make!) to keep them eating,,,,the more they eat, the less noise they make!

Cheese and crackers are always good as well as tortilla chips ( scoops ) and salsa.

 

[random3434]

They will be in and out of the house all weekend, sleeping over, yada yada.

Just made a birthday cake, mmmmmmm the house smells good.


Tomorrow brownies.



I need some ideas of some good munchies I can either buy/make (not too hard to make!) to keep them eating,,,,the more they eat, the less noise they make!

Cheese and crackers are always good as well as tortilla chips ( scoops ) and salsa.

My daughter LIVES on chips and salsa, I go through jars of that stuff. Meijers had jars of Chi Chi's salsa on sale for a dollar yesterday, I was like, "SCORE!"

 

[Phoenix]

My daughter LIVES on chips and salsa, I go through jars of that stuff. Meijers had jars of Chi Chi's salsa on sale for a dollar yesterday, I was like, "SCORE!"

Oooooh! Meijers!
We go there when we got to MI for family stuff.


And you should have plenty of peanut butter too, EZ - that should slow their speech down a bit.

 

[random3434]

My daughter LIVES on chips and salsa, I go through jars of that stuff. Meijers had jars of Chi Chi's salsa on sale for a dollar yesterday, I was like, "SCORE!"

Oooooh! Meijers!
We go there when we got to MI for family stuff.


And you should have plenty of peanut butter too, EZ - that should slow their speech down a bit.

Meijers is my new crack, I go there way too much, it's only 2 miles from my house. They started in Michigan, and they DO have stores in your state too!

Meijer - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Phoenix]

Meijers is my new crack, I go there way too much, it's only 2 miles from my house. They started in Michigan, and they DO have stores in your state too!

Meijer - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Egads! If there was one a mere 2 miles from my house ... I shudder to even think what would happen.

 

[JBeukema]

Want me to make drinks for everyone?

 

[Phoenix]

Want me to make drinks for everyone?

How did I know that was coming when I saw your name at the end of the thread?

 

[random3434]

want me to make drinks for everyone?

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Phoenix]

want me to make drinks for everyone?

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But he could be YOUR bartender, EZ. You're the one going to be needing it.

 

[JBeukema]

What happened top the other picture?

 

[Phoenix]

What happened top the other picture?

I wondered that too. Even double-checked to make sure I wasn't losing it ... well, more so anyway.

 

[JBeukema]

want me to make drinks for everyone?

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But he could be YOUR bartender, EZ. You're the one going to be needing it.

You know what they say, liquor right and she gets even ez-er

 

[Phoenix]

You know what they say, liquor right and she gets even ez-er

Who said that?

The ubiquitous "they"?

 

[dilloduck]

What happened top the other picture?

I wondered that too. Even double-checked to make sure I wasn't losing it ... well, more so anyway.

not possible,Eve.

 

[xotoxi]

want me to make drinks for everyone?

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sure drinks made by JB would contain a high concentration of fizz.

 

[Phoenix]

not possible,Eve.

That's what I was afraid of ducky.

 

[random3434]

You know what they say, liquor right and she gets even ez-er

Who said that?

The ubiquitous "they"?

Yeah, I'd like to know that too!

BTW, I only saw QT making drinks, then a little white box with a red x in it....

 

[Phoenix]

Yeah, I'd like to know that too!

BTW, I only saw QT making drinks, then a little white box with a red x in it....

I only saw the one with QT. No little white box.