Dog or Wife

[presonorek]

My wife asked me yesterday to choose between the dogs and her. She is giving me one week to choose. What should I decide?

I am leaning towards choosing her. Any opinions?

 

[skye]

You shouldn't choose between them!

How stupid is that.

Keep both.

 

[JGalt]

Tough choice there. My wife won't fetch sticks, but I sure as hell ain't gonna have sex with my dog.

 

[Coyote]

My wife asked me yesterday to choose between the dogs and her. She is giving me one week to choose. What should I decide?

I am leaning towards choosing her. Any opinions?

Dogs.

 

[Dekster]

My wife asked me yesterday to choose between the dogs and her. She is giving me one week to choose. What should I decide?

I am leaning towards choosing her. Any opinions?

The dogs. Cave and she will ultimatum you right up to the divorce order being signed.

 

[Gabe Lackmann]

Larger breeds I hope.

You'll kill a Pomeranian tryin to have sex with it.

 

[Anathema]

I know without a doubt that my wife would pick the dogs over me in a similar situation.

Me?… I’m not sure. The dogs are less expensive to take care of, but the dogs have never learned to cook or do the laundry.,

 

[fncceo]

Dog... no contest

 

[JGalt]

Dogs.

Easy for you to say. You've never had a wife.

 

[skye]

On second thoughts, OP, if your wife told you that.....


Keep the dog.

 

[Coyote]

Easy for you to say. You've never had a wife.

No…but I have had dogs…make me choose? Then you can’t possibly love me and I don’t need ya.

 

[hjmick]

Hands down... dogs.


Any woman, or man, who proffers ultimatums like that isn't worth the time.

 

[rightwinger]

Is it a manly dog or one of those sissy yappers?

 

[skye]

Hands down... dogs.


Any woman, or man, who proffers ultimatums like that isn't worth the time.

 

[presonorek]

I’m leaning towards my wife. I’m sure my dogs will find a good home. I don’t know where my wife would go.

I love my dogs but I want my wife to be happy. I think she just hates dog shit, dog hair, and the constant barking. I can see where she is coming from. You guys were quick to respond. I appreciate the feedback. I still got time to ponder on it.

 

[White 6]

My wife asked me yesterday to choose between the dogs and her. She is giving me one week to choose. What should I decide?

I am leaning towards choosing her. Any opinions?

Kind of depends on the dog. The dog won't ever give you an ultimatum.

 

[Coyote]

I’m leaning towards my wife. I’m sure my dogs will find a good home. I don’t know where my wife would go.

I love my dogs but I want my wife to be happy. I think she just hates dog shit, dog hair, and the constant barking. I can see where she is coming from. You guys were quick to respond. I appreciate the feedback. I still got time to ponder on it.

Why not train the dogs…set a better schedule for them to reduce barking, groom more often to reduce shedding, offer to vacuum? Pets are a lifetime commitment, they don’t always find good homes…

 

[skye]

If somebody asks me between him or my dog...

Then and there I take my dog and leave.

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

My wife asked me yesterday to choose between the dogs and her. She is giving me one week to choose. What should I decide?

I am leaning towards choosing her. Any opinions?

Sorry if I was your wife I wouldn't give you a choice. you'd be out the door

 

[cnm]

Why not train the dogs…set a better schedule for them to reduce barking, groom more often to reduce shedding, offer to vacuum? Pets are a lifetime commitment, they don’t always find good homes…

Suggesting taking responsibility for consequences of decisions! What sort of help is that?