Dog In Heat

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    A little girl asked her Mom, 'Mom, may I take the dog for
    a walk around the block?' Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.'


    'What's that mean?' asked the child.


    'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'


    The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I
    take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the
    dog was in heat, and to come to you.'


    Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked
    it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise
    the scent, and said
    'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only
    go one time round the block.'


    The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with
    no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?'



    The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway
    down the block, so another dog is pushing her home .'
     
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