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Do you not have a fucking job, Bonzi?
Are you undersexed?
Maybe you should start knitting or collecting figurines.
Saturday morning, December 7th 2013 at a Kroger grocery store. We kissed within seconds of meeting each other.... have you felt it?
Do you have it?
are you hopeful for it?
Saturday morning, December 7th 2013 at a Kroger grocery store. We kissed within seconds of meeting each other.... have you felt it?
Do you have it?
are you hopeful for it?
Within a month she moved in with me and I proposed marriage.
Me, an avowed 46 year old bachelor, proposed marriage to this 24 year old perfect 10 less than a month after I met her. My friends and family were shocked to say the least. All my life I proclaimed that I would never, ever, get married.
Why are you so angry? What do you care what she does with her own time?Do you not have a fucking job, Bonzi? I mean, Jesus fucking Christ, you sit around thinking about a lot of shit, and most of it is sexual. WTF? Are you undersexed?
Also, I notice that you like to pose a lot of questions. I cannot tell if you are genuinely curious as to what others are thinking or if this is some kind of passive aggressive thing.
Further, in your wet pussy thread you state that you are a "loser" and a "slacker". One view is that you are honest. Another view is that you are harboring some self-esteem issues.
These factors - LOTS of time on the Internet, sexually frustrated, passive aggressive, and self-esteem issues - lead me to wonder if you are suffering from depression.
Do you know what you need? You need a fucking hobby. Maybe you should start knitting or collecting figurines. Whatever, as long as it is not somehow sexual. That is part of your problem.
Maybe get out of the damn house and away from the Internet a couple days each week and volunteer at a soup kitchen or work with cancer kids.
At least that dumbass Chris has a fucking job.
Pull that bug out of your ass, sweet cheeks. You do not own the Internet. Besides, I have been here longer than you.Hey! Noob! Back the fuck off, asswipe. Did you come here to usmb just to bash everyone? Go back to wherever you came from. Fucking fucktard.Do you not have a fucking job, Bonzi? I mean, Jesus fucking Christ, you sit around thinking about a lot of shit, and most of it is sexual. WTF? Are you undersexed?
Also, I notice that you like to pose a lot of questions. I cannot tell if you are genuinely curious as to what others are thinking or if this is some kind of passive aggressive thing.
Further, in your wet pussy thread you state that you are a "loser" and a "slacker". One view is that you are honest. Another view is that you are harboring some self-esteem issues.
These factors - LOTS of time on the Internet, sexually frustrated, passive aggressive, and self-esteem issues - lead me to wonder if you are suffering from depression.
Do you know what you need? You need a fucking hobby. Maybe you should start knitting or collecting figurines. Whatever, as long as it is not somehow sexual. That is part of your problem.
Maybe get out of the damn house and away from the Internet a couple days each week and volunteer at a soup kitchen or work with cancer kids.
At least that dumbass Chris has a fucking job.
I am all about helping out my fellow man and woman, Trainwreck.Why are you so angry? What do you care what she does with her own time?Do you not have a fucking job, Bonzi? I mean, Jesus fucking Christ, you sit around thinking about a lot of shit, and most of it is sexual. WTF? Are you undersexed?
Also, I notice that you like to pose a lot of questions. I cannot tell if you are genuinely curious as to what others are thinking or if this is some kind of passive aggressive thing.
Further, in your wet pussy thread you state that you are a "loser" and a "slacker". One view is that you are honest. Another view is that you are harboring some self-esteem issues.
These factors - LOTS of time on the Internet, sexually frustrated, passive aggressive, and self-esteem issues - lead me to wonder if you are suffering from depression.
Do you know what you need? You need a fucking hobby. Maybe you should start knitting or collecting figurines. Whatever, as long as it is not somehow sexual. That is part of your problem.
Maybe get out of the damn house and away from the Internet a couple days each week and volunteer at a soup kitchen or work with cancer kids.
At least that dumbass Chris has a fucking job.
Its obvious you lack the skills to help yourself out let alone someone else. Yes so far you appear to be a trainwreck.I am all about helping out my fellow man and woman, Trainwreck.Why are you so angry? What do you care what she does with her own time?Do you not have a fucking job, Bonzi? I mean, Jesus fucking Christ, you sit around thinking about a lot of shit, and most of it is sexual. WTF? Are you undersexed?
Also, I notice that you like to pose a lot of questions. I cannot tell if you are genuinely curious as to what others are thinking or if this is some kind of passive aggressive thing.
Further, in your wet pussy thread you state that you are a "loser" and a "slacker". One view is that you are honest. Another view is that you are harboring some self-esteem issues.
These factors - LOTS of time on the Internet, sexually frustrated, passive aggressive, and self-esteem issues - lead me to wonder if you are suffering from depression.
Do you know what you need? You need a fucking hobby. Maybe you should start knitting or collecting figurines. Whatever, as long as it is not somehow sexual. That is part of your problem.
Maybe get out of the damn house and away from the Internet a couple days each week and volunteer at a soup kitchen or work with cancer kids.
At least that dumbass Chris has a fucking job.
Absolute certainty is indicative of limited intellectual capacity, at least in 9 out of 10 cases. The other 10% are genius. - Iron Head (2015).Its obvious you lack the skills to help yourself out let alone someone else. Yes so far you appear to be a trainwreck.I am all about helping out my fellow man and woman, Trainwreck.Why are you so angry? What do you care what she does with her own time?Do you not have a fucking job, Bonzi? I mean, Jesus fucking Christ, you sit around thinking about a lot of shit, and most of it is sexual. WTF? Are you undersexed?
Also, I notice that you like to pose a lot of questions. I cannot tell if you are genuinely curious as to what others are thinking or if this is some kind of passive aggressive thing.
Further, in your wet pussy thread you state that you are a "loser" and a "slacker". One view is that you are honest. Another view is that you are harboring some self-esteem issues.
These factors - LOTS of time on the Internet, sexually frustrated, passive aggressive, and self-esteem issues - lead me to wonder if you are suffering from depression.
Do you know what you need? You need a fucking hobby. Maybe you should start knitting or collecting figurines. Whatever, as long as it is not somehow sexual. That is part of your problem.
Maybe get out of the damn house and away from the Internet a couple days each week and volunteer at a soup kitchen or work with cancer kids.
At least that dumbass Chris has a fucking job.
Only people with a limited capacity to intellectualize assume there are only 2 sides. There are limitless factions.Absolute certainty is indicative of limited intellectual capacity, at least in 9 out of 10 cases. The other 10% are genius. - Iron Head (2015).Its obvious you lack the skills to help yourself out let alone someone else. Yes so far you appear to be a trainwreck.I am all about helping out my fellow man and woman, Trainwreck.Why are you so angry? What do you care what she does with her own time?Do you not have a fucking job, Bonzi? I mean, Jesus fucking Christ, you sit around thinking about a lot of shit, and most of it is sexual. WTF? Are you undersexed?
Also, I notice that you like to pose a lot of questions. I cannot tell if you are genuinely curious as to what others are thinking or if this is some kind of passive aggressive thing.
Further, in your wet pussy thread you state that you are a "loser" and a "slacker". One view is that you are honest. Another view is that you are harboring some self-esteem issues.
These factors - LOTS of time on the Internet, sexually frustrated, passive aggressive, and self-esteem issues - lead me to wonder if you are suffering from depression.
Do you know what you need? You need a fucking hobby. Maybe you should start knitting or collecting figurines. Whatever, as long as it is not somehow sexual. That is part of your problem.
Maybe get out of the damn house and away from the Internet a couple days each week and volunteer at a soup kitchen or work with cancer kids.
At least that dumbass Chris has a fucking job.
Which side do you occupy?
Do you not have a fucking job, Bonzi?
Yes, actually I do. Thanks. (I work from home)
Are you undersexed?
That's a very tricky and personal question. The short answer is no...... but there is a difference between quality and quantity....
Maybe you should start knitting or collecting figurines.
That sounds exciting! Volunteering sounds nice however....
As for the rest, until you walk in someone else's shoes and have all the information, it's easy to judge.
Just something to think about...
Iron Head is alway right,Only people with a limited capacity to intellectualize assume there are only 2 sides. There are limitless factions.Absolute certainty is indicative of limited intellectual capacity, at least in 9 out of 10 cases. The other 10% are genius. - Iron Head (2015).Its obvious you lack the skills to help yourself out let alone someone else. Yes so far you appear to be a trainwreck.I am all about helping out my fellow man and woman, Trainwreck.Why are you so angry? What do you care what she does with her own time?Do you not have a fucking job, Bonzi? I mean, Jesus fucking Christ, you sit around thinking about a lot of shit, and most of it is sexual. WTF? Are you undersexed?
Also, I notice that you like to pose a lot of questions. I cannot tell if you are genuinely curious as to what others are thinking or if this is some kind of passive aggressive thing.
Further, in your wet pussy thread you state that you are a "loser" and a "slacker". One view is that you are honest. Another view is that you are harboring some self-esteem issues.
These factors - LOTS of time on the Internet, sexually frustrated, passive aggressive, and self-esteem issues - lead me to wonder if you are suffering from depression.
Do you know what you need? You need a fucking hobby. Maybe you should start knitting or collecting figurines. Whatever, as long as it is not somehow sexual. That is part of your problem.
Maybe get out of the damn house and away from the Internet a couple days each week and volunteer at a soup kitchen or work with cancer kids.
At least that dumbass Chris has a fucking job.
Which side do you occupy?
-Asclepias 1990
You like watching people suck dongs? How long have you been into gay porn?Iron Head is alway right,Only people with a limited capacity to intellectualize assume there are only 2 sides. There are limitless factions.Absolute certainty is indicative of limited intellectual capacity, at least in 9 out of 10 cases. The other 10% are genius. - Iron Head (2015).Its obvious you lack the skills to help yourself out let alone someone else. Yes so far you appear to be a trainwreck.I am all about helping out my fellow man and woman, Trainwreck.Why are you so angry? What do you care what she does with her own time?
Which side do you occupy?
-Asclepias 1990
Asclepias is wrong;
I smile in delight,
As you suck a dong.
Iron Head (2015).
I assume that you are wearing a tin foil hat while posting this between tasks at your job at McDonalds and your online "research" on the connection between glowing orbs and Sasquatch sightings.Do you not have a fucking job, Bonzi?
Yes, actually I do. Thanks. (I work from home)
Are you undersexed?
That's a very tricky and personal question. The short answer is no...... but there is a difference between quality and quantity....
Maybe you should start knitting or collecting figurines.
That sounds exciting! Volunteering sounds nice however....
As for the rest, until you walk in someone else's shoes and have all the information, it's easy to judge.
Just something to think about...
Ah, enter the fascist Employment Police snooping around to make sure everyone is "doing a fucking job" which somehow precludes posting here. "Multitasking is beyond my ken, so I'll just throw a hissyfit".
I post from my job too Flathead. Watchya gonna do about it?
Authoritarians..... SMH
Iron Head is alway right,Only people with a limited capacity to intellectualize assume there are only 2 sides. There are limitless factions.Absolute certainty is indicative of limited intellectual capacity, at least in 9 out of 10 cases. The other 10% are genius. - Iron Head (2015).Its obvious you lack the skills to help yourself out let alone someone else. Yes so far you appear to be a trainwreck.I am all about helping out my fellow man and woman, Trainwreck.Why are you so angry? What do you care what she does with her own time?
Which side do you occupy?
-Asclepias 1990
Asclepias is wrong;
I smile in delight,
As you suck a dong.
Iron Head (2015).
What's it to you if I like to suck dongs? At least I am not a fucking idiot!You like watching people suck dongs? How long have you been into gay porn?Iron Head is alway right,Only people with a limited capacity to intellectualize assume there are only 2 sides. There are limitless factions.Absolute certainty is indicative of limited intellectual capacity, at least in 9 out of 10 cases. The other 10% are genius. - Iron Head (2015).Its obvious you lack the skills to help yourself out let alone someone else. Yes so far you appear to be a trainwreck.I am all about helping out my fellow man and woman, Trainwreck.
Which side do you occupy?
-Asclepias 1990
Asclepias is wrong;
I smile in delight,
As you suck a dong.
Iron Head (2015).
I assume that you are wearing a tin foil hat while posting this between tasks at your job at McDonalds and your online "research" on the connection between glowing orbs and Sasquatch sightings.Do you not have a fucking job, Bonzi?
Yes, actually I do. Thanks. (I work from home)
Are you undersexed?
That's a very tricky and personal question. The short answer is no...... but there is a difference between quality and quantity....
Maybe you should start knitting or collecting figurines.
That sounds exciting! Volunteering sounds nice however....
As for the rest, until you walk in someone else's shoes and have all the information, it's easy to judge.
Just something to think about...
Ah, enter the fascist Employment Police snooping around to make sure everyone is "doing a fucking job" which somehow precludes posting here. "Multitasking is beyond my ken, so I'll just throw a hissyfit".
I post from my job too Flathead. Watchya gonna do about it?
Authoritarians..... SMH
As Chris would ask, "amirite?"
My bad.... hard to believe this was a thread about love and soul mates....
