Do curses work?

[S.J.]

My wife told me tonight a story that a teacher friend of hers was abused some years ago by the principal and the assistant principal. She cursed them: I mean a placed a realcurse, chicken blood and feathers and toad farts and all that. The principal died of cancer within two years and the assistant principal has had a still birth and three miscarriages.

Do curses work? I hope not.

You'd better hope they don't.

You have no power.

And neither do you.....or credibility.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Toad farts?

If a person believes a curse will negatively effect them, it very well can. It's basicly just a placebo effect.

How about in the cases they dont even know they were cursed? Trust me its real.

Because you believe they work, when you hear about one working, regardless of the specifics you'll believe it regardless. Placebo by proxy if you will.

What I mean is if someone puts a curse on you and you have no clue about the curse regardless if you believe in them or not.

I feel fine yet would imagine many Christians, conservatives, and war mongers here curse me daily.

Well they think such things are pagan even though they believe the sky fairy can pull it off with no problem.

I've seen some weird stuff in L.A. and Georgia that convinced me that hexes and curses are real.

Cursing others is forbidden in Judaism.

Not to curse any other Israelite (Lev. 19:14) (by implication: if you may not curse those who cannot hear, you certainly may not curse those who can)

Not to curse a father or mother (Ex. 21:17)

Not to curse a judge (Ex. 22:27)

Not to curse a ruler, that is, the King or the head of the College in the land of Israel (Ex. 22:27)

Whole books written on Jewish/Hebrew/Kabbalistic magic and curses.

That said, they're all placebo effect, not magic.

 

[Pogo]

My wife told me tonight a story that a teacher friend of hers was abused some years ago by the principal and the assistant principal. She cursed them: I mean a placed a realcurse, chicken blood and feathers and toad farts and all that. The principal died of cancer within two years and the assistant principal has had a still birth and three miscarriages.

Do curses work? I hope not.

May misfortune follow you the rest of your life,
but never catch up.

Irish toast

Ah, a toast for SPD.
This is my favourite:

Here's to you and here's to me...
May we never disagree!
But if by chance we ever do..
Then here's to me!
Ta hell with you! .

 

[Hossfly]

I have always thought it was in the mind of the believer not in the power of the Curser. My wife disagrees. I hope I am not a toad tomorrow.

May you die in bed at 95 years,
Shot by a jealous wife!

Irish toast

 

[S.J.]

I have always thought it was in the mind of the believer not in the power of the Curser. My wife disagrees. I hope I am not a toad tomorrow.

Thats what I thought too until I learned better.

Tell us all about your voodoo mumbo jumbo curses from the jungle.

 

[Gracie]

Whether you believe or not really doesn't matter. Whomever places a curse on someone, they get it returned to them threefold. Most don't want worse than what they cast to someone else.

 

[JakeStarkey]

My wife told me tonight a story that a teacher friend of hers was abused some years ago by the principal and the assistant principal. She cursed them: I mean a placed a realcurse, chicken blood and feathers and toad farts and all that. The principal died of cancer within two years and the assistant principal has had a still birth and three miscarriages.

Do curses work? I hope not.

You'd better hope they don't.

You have no power.

And neither do you.....or credibility.

S. J., an evil racialist, places his dark presence in the thread. Then the light broke through and we all had a good laugh.

 

[Missouri_Mike]

No they don't work. I've told lots of people to fuck off and die. Not one dropped dead.

 

[Hossfly]

My wife told me tonight a story that a teacher friend of hers was abused some years ago by the principal and the assistant principal. She cursed them: I mean a placed a realcurse, chicken blood and feathers and toad farts and all that. The principal died of cancer within two years and the assistant principal has had a still birth and three miscarriages.

Do curses work? I hope not.

May misfortune follow you the rest of your life,
but never catch up.

Irish toast

Ah, a toast for SPD.
This is my favourite:

Here's to you and here's to me...
May we never disagree!
But if by chance we ever do..
Then here's to me!
Ta hell with you! .

A toast to your coffin.
May it be made of 100 year old oak.
And may we plant the tree together, tomorrow.

Irish toast

 

[S.J.]

My wife told me tonight a story that a teacher friend of hers was abused some years ago by the principal and the assistant principal. She cursed them: I mean a placed a realcurse, chicken blood and feathers and toad farts and all that. The principal died of cancer within two years and the assistant principal has had a still birth and three miscarriages.

Do curses work? I hope not.

You'd better hope they don't.

You have no power.

And neither do you.....or credibility.

S. J., an evil racialist, places his dark presence in the thread. Then the light broke through and we all had a good laugh.

Ooh, "evil racist"! How old did you say you were?

 

[Asclepias]

I have always thought it was in the mind of the believer not in the power of the Curser. My wife disagrees. I hope I am not a toad tomorrow.

Thats what I thought too until I learned better.

Tell us all about your voodoo mumbo jumbo curses from the jungle.

May your dick shrink even more than its current size of a tic tac.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

My favourite 'curse' comes from Johnny Carson,

"May a sick yak make bubbles in your hottub."

 

[JakeStarkey]

My wife told me tonight a story that a teacher friend of hers was abused some years ago by the principal and the assistant principal. She cursed them: I mean a placed a realcurse, chicken blood and feathers and toad farts and all that. The principal died of cancer within two years and the assistant principal has had a still birth and three miscarriages.

Do curses work? I hope not.

You'd better hope they don't.

You have no power.

And neither do you.....or credibility.

S. J., an evil racialist, places his dark presence in the thread. Then the light broke through and we all had a good laugh.

Ooh, "evil racist"! How old did you say you were?

Truth hurts, as S. J. blurts. Tis what it is. Tic Tac, that's funny.

 

[S.J.]

I have always thought it was in the mind of the believer not in the power of the Curser. My wife disagrees. I hope I am not a toad tomorrow.

Thats what I thought too until I learned better.

Tell us all about your voodoo mumbo jumbo curses from the jungle.

May your dick shrink even more than its current size of a tic tac.

It would still be bigger than your's.

 

[Asclepias]

No they don't work. I've told lots of people to fuck off and die. Not one dropped dead.

You have no power nor ability to tune into a power source.

 

[Asclepias]

I have always thought it was in the mind of the believer not in the power of the Curser. My wife disagrees. I hope I am not a toad tomorrow.

Thats what I thought too until I learned better.

Tell us all about your voodoo mumbo jumbo curses from the jungle.

May your dick shrink even more than its current size of a tic tac.

It would still be bigger than your's.

My Tic Tacs are the same size as yours. Your dick would still be smaller than both.

 

[Missouri_Mike]

No they don't work. I've told lots of people to fuck off and die. Not one dropped dead.

You have no power nor ability to tune into a power source.

Another good argument for concealed carry. In case I ever really do need someone to fuck off and die.

 

[S.J.]

You'd better hope they don't.

You have no power.

And neither do you.....or credibility.

S. J., an evil racialist, places his dark presence in the thread. Then the light broke through and we all had a good laugh.

Ooh, "evil racist"! How old did you say you were?

Truth hurts, as S. J. blurts. Tis what it is. Tic Tac, that's funny.

Yep, that's a real knee slapper, Tyrone.

 

[Hossfly]

I have always thought it was in the mind of the believer not in the power of the Curser. My wife disagrees. I hope I am not a toad tomorrow.

Here's to our wives and girlfriends:
May they never meet!

Irish toast

 

[Asclepias]

No they don't work. I've told lots of people to fuck off and die. Not one dropped dead.

You have no power nor ability to tune into a power source.

Another good argument for concealed carry. In case I ever really do need someone to fuck off and die.

Only women and frightened children need concealed carry.