Does anyone think that these clergymen actually believe it themselves that there is cathouse in the sky?
Die for Allah, get free Viagra
By William A. Levinson
We reported previously how Saudi Sheikh Yahya Al-Jana' depicted the Islamist paradise as a celestial Mustang Ranch in which Allah is the chief Mack Daddy. Now Palestinian-Jordanian cleric Sheikh Mashhoor bin Hasan Al-Salman has added an eternal supply of Viagra to the offer. Note, however, that for a female Muslim to enjoy the sexual companionship of the one Chippendales model she gets in Paradise, she must marry him and become his slave. A woman's place in Islamism is at the end of a chain, even in Paradise.
Here are a few screenshots, with the translation by MEMRI. This material is going to put stand-up comedians out of business, because you can get it for free, and these mullahs and imams say it all with a straight face. A man gets 70 virgins (Sheikh Yahya Al-Jana' promised a hundred), but here is what a woman gets.
All the men receive an eternal supply of Viagra from the Mack Daddy, excuse me, Allah:
This reference confirms that the Great Mustang Ranch in the Sky has conveniently located bowls with limitless supplies of Viagra.
The penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you have sex is utterly delicious and out of this world, and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [i.e., Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas.
This means that the Muslim woman must share her husband with more than seventy other women. An unmarried Muslim woman gets a powerful male slave with an eternal erection, but if she wishes to enjoy him, she must marry him and become his slave:
On another note, Syrian-born Saudi cleric Muhammad Al-Munajid suggests that black Muslim men will be out of luck unless they are into interracial dating.
In any event, we now have an overall summary of the Islamist "religion" by no fewer than three prominent members of its clergy. Stand-up comedy is going to become a dead-end career as long as these guys are in business.
William A. Levinson is the author of several books on business management including content on organizational psychology, as well as manufacturing productivity and quality.
We reported previously how Saudi Sheikh Yahya Al-Jana' depicted the Islamist paradise as a celestial Mustang Ranch in which Allah is the chief Mack Daddy. Now Palestinian-Jordanian cleric Sheikh Mashhoor bin Hasan Al-Salman has added an eternal supply of Viagra to the offer. Note, however, that for a female Muslim to enjoy the sexual companionship of the one Chippendales model she gets in Paradise, she must marry him and become his slave. A woman's place in Islamism is at the end of a chain, even in Paradise.
Here are a few screenshots, with the translation by MEMRI. This material is going to put stand-up comedians out of business, because you can get it for free, and these mullahs and imams say it all with a straight face. A man gets 70 virgins (Sheikh Yahya Al-Jana' promised a hundred), but here is what a woman gets.
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Blog: Die for Allah, get free Viagra
Die for Allah, get free Viagra
By William A. Levinson
We reported previously how Saudi Sheikh Yahya Al-Jana' depicted the Islamist paradise as a celestial Mustang Ranch in which Allah is the chief Mack Daddy. Now Palestinian-Jordanian cleric Sheikh Mashhoor bin Hasan Al-Salman has added an eternal supply of Viagra to the offer. Note, however, that for a female Muslim to enjoy the sexual companionship of the one Chippendales model she gets in Paradise, she must marry him and become his slave. A woman's place in Islamism is at the end of a chain, even in Paradise.
Here are a few screenshots, with the translation by MEMRI. This material is going to put stand-up comedians out of business, because you can get it for free, and these mullahs and imams say it all with a straight face. A man gets 70 virgins (Sheikh Yahya Al-Jana' promised a hundred), but here is what a woman gets.
All the men receive an eternal supply of Viagra from the Mack Daddy, excuse me, Allah:
This reference confirms that the Great Mustang Ranch in the Sky has conveniently located bowls with limitless supplies of Viagra.
The penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you have sex is utterly delicious and out of this world, and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [i.e., Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas.
This means that the Muslim woman must share her husband with more than seventy other women. An unmarried Muslim woman gets a powerful male slave with an eternal erection, but if she wishes to enjoy him, she must marry him and become his slave:
On another note, Syrian-born Saudi cleric Muhammad Al-Munajid suggests that black Muslim men will be out of luck unless they are into interracial dating.
In any event, we now have an overall summary of the Islamist "religion" by no fewer than three prominent members of its clergy. Stand-up comedy is going to become a dead-end career as long as these guys are in business.
William A. Levinson is the author of several books on business management including content on organizational psychology, as well as manufacturing productivity and quality.
We reported previously how Saudi Sheikh Yahya Al-Jana' depicted the Islamist paradise as a celestial Mustang Ranch in which Allah is the chief Mack Daddy. Now Palestinian-Jordanian cleric Sheikh Mashhoor bin Hasan Al-Salman has added an eternal supply of Viagra to the offer. Note, however, that for a female Muslim to enjoy the sexual companionship of the one Chippendales model she gets in Paradise, she must marry him and become his slave. A woman's place in Islamism is at the end of a chain, even in Paradise.
Here are a few screenshots, with the translation by MEMRI. This material is going to put stand-up comedians out of business, because you can get it for free, and these mullahs and imams say it all with a straight face. A man gets 70 virgins (Sheikh Yahya Al-Jana' promised a hundred), but here is what a woman gets.
Read more:
Blog: Die for Allah, get free Viagra
