DHS now going after Drunk Drivers - YAY

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    About time. Drunk drivers are literally a thousand times bigger threat to you than terrorists. Hope they go after speeders too. Stop coddling these killers

     
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    On the surface it does seem to be an efficient allocation of resources, seeing how there's nothing going on down at DHS these days. 'Cause Obama got us covered. God bless that lil' nappy headed Prez.
     
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    Why not send the DHS out to fill potholes after the Labor Day holidays? They sure don't have much else to do.
     
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    I hear it's a little slow over at FEMA too.
     
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    It's a brilliant concept. Send idle federal employees out to help with federal funded projects. FEMA could actually get hands-on experience and DHS slackers could secure the homeland by filling potholes on the interstate.
     
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    You don't need a fucking blood sample. Do what we do over here - give them a breathalyser test, if it shows they have alcohol in their system, take them back to the station for another test.

    No need to take blood at all.
     
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    I thought Austalia was "down there" and not "over there".
     
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    Whichever, I guess it depends where you are!
     
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    You can't get much downer than Australia.

    Hey- do your toilets really flush counter-clockwise?
     
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    That's what they do here but in the Colonies we are blessed or burdened (depending on your personal opinion) with the Constitution. The 5th Amendment prevents forced self incrimination so a drunk or sober driver can decline a breathalizer test and a blood test. Of course the government has that gambit checkmated so a driver that refuses a sobriety test automatically forfeits his license until a hearing where a government official will officially lift his license for refusing a sobriety test.
     

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