Dems Accidentally Reveal Their Plan To Destroy The Constitution Ahead of Schedule

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Dems Accidentally Reveal Their Plan To Destroy
The Constitution Ahead of Schedule​

Dems Accidentally Reveal Their Plan To Destroy The Constitution Ahead of Schedule

ALBUQUERQUE, NM — Democrats accidentally let their master plan to utterly destroy the United States Constitution slip out into public slightly ahead of schedule.

babylonbee.com

11 Sep 2023 ~~

ALBUQUERQUE, NM — Democrats accidentally let their master plan to utterly destroy the United States Constitution slip out into public slightly ahead of schedule.
"Welp, this is embarrassing," said Governor Grisham of New Mexico. "Really jumped the gun on announcing how we would do away with the Bill of Rights. Get it - jumped the gun?? Ha! Anyhow, yeah, that's how we're going to blow the Constitution to pieces. Cat's out of the bag!"
According to sources within the party, the Democrats had planned on giving it another five to ten years before destroying the remains of the Constitution.
"It's a little ahead of schedule, but I doubt the sheep fight back," said Governor Newsom of California. "So, yeah -- we are going to use the precedent of suspending civil liberties during a pandemic to suspend Americans' rights for anything we subjectively declare an emergency, rendering all rights subject to the government's whims. Pretty genius, right? Man, COVID was such a godsend for us."
At publishing time, Americans asking if we could please just follow the Constitution were accused of creating a public health emergency and immediately tossed in jail.


Commentary:
The Bee`s headlines have to be double checked.....nowadays.....just to confirm it’s not really true/happening.
We never know, with this Maoist DSA Democrat regime.
Yet the courts have come to the conclusion that the Gov`t under the 46th president did and has used the media to squelch Freedom of Speech, violating the First Amendment.

 

[mamooth]

The Bee keeps getting sadder.

Conservatives can't do satire. To be funny, satire has to closely mirror reality. Since conservatives are off in their own weirdass alternate reality, their attempts at satire look stupid and and butthurt, like that did.

Conservatives can't do humor in general. Punching up is funny, punching down is not, conservatives only punch down. Self-deprecation is funny, but conservatives are incapable of it. Conservative humor is based on cruelty and humiliation of others, which normal people don't see as funny.

Yes, we understand conservative humor, in the same way we understand a 3-year-old boy telling poop jokes. We just find it amazing that supposedly grownups find either to be a knee-slapper.

 

[Votto]

The Bee keeps getting sadder.

Conservatives can't do satire. To be funny, satire has to closely mirror reality. Since conservatives are off in their own weirdass alternate reality, their attempts at satire look stupid and and butthurt, like that did.

Conservatives can't do humor in general. Punching up is funny, punching down is not, conservatives only punch down. Self-deprecation is funny, but conservatives are incapable of it. Conservative humor is based on cruelty and humiliation of others, which normal people don't see as funny.

Yes, we understand conservative humor, in the same way we understand a 3-year-old boy telling poop jokes. We just find it amazing that supposedly grownups find either to be a knee-slapper.

Never mind him

There is only one way to reach those right wing loons.

 

[1srelluc]

The Bee keeps getting sadder.

Conservatives can't do satire. To be funny, satire has to closely mirror reality. Since conservatives are off in their own weirdass alternate reality, their attempts at satire look stupid and and butthurt, like that did.

Conservatives can't do humor in general. Punching up is funny, punching down is not, conservatives only punch down. Self-deprecation is funny, but conservatives are incapable of it. Conservative humor is based on cruelty and humiliation of others, which normal people don't see as funny.

Yes, we understand conservative humor, in the same way we understand a 3-year-old boy telling poop jokes. We just find it amazing that supposedly grownups find either to be a knee-slapper.

At least it's humor.....Everything you leftist jerks come-up with to try to pass-off as humor is both mean-spirited and boring.

 

[Votto]

At least it's humor.....Everything you leftist jerks come-up with to try to pass-off as humor is both mean-spirited and boring.

It took me a good 3 months to realize that the Babylon Bee was satire as much of what the write about later comes to pass shortly thereafter.

 

[1srelluc]

It took me a good 3 months to realize it was satire as much of what the write about later comes to pass shortly thereafter.

Yeah, don't you wish you had a Alex Jones was right jar?

 

[cnm]

Yeah, don't you wish you had a Alex Jones was right jar?

It's right beside my collection of foil hats. You don't have one ?!?

 

[Failzero]

Cloward / Piven includes Disarmament

 

[Roudy]

The Bee keeps getting sadder.

Conservatives can't do satire. To be funny, satire has to closely mirror reality. Since conservatives are off in their own weirdass alternate reality, their attempts at satire look stupid and and butthurt, like that did.

Conservatives can't do humor in general. Punching up is funny, punching down is not, conservatives only punch down. Self-deprecation is funny, but conservatives are incapable of it. Conservative humor is based on cruelty and humiliation of others, which normal people don't see as funny.

Yes, we understand conservative humor, in the same way we understand a 3-year-old boy telling poop jokes. We just find it amazing that supposedly grownups find either to be a knee-slapper.

The bee is prophetic when it comes to Leftist lunacy.

 

[Augustine_]

Dems Accidentally Reveal Their Plan To Destroy
The Constitution Ahead of Schedule​

Dems Accidentally Reveal Their Plan To Destroy The Constitution Ahead of Schedule

ALBUQUERQUE, NM — Democrats accidentally let their master plan to utterly destroy the United States Constitution slip out into public slightly ahead of schedule.

babylonbee.com

11 Sep 2023 ~~

ALBUQUERQUE, NM — Democrats accidentally let their master plan to utterly destroy the United States Constitution slip out into public slightly ahead of schedule.
"Welp, this is embarrassing," said Governor Grisham of New Mexico. "Really jumped the gun on announcing how we would do away with the Bill of Rights. Get it - jumped the gun?? Ha! Anyhow, yeah, that's how we're going to blow the Constitution to pieces. Cat's out of the bag!"
According to sources within the party, the Democrats had planned on giving it another five to ten years before destroying the remains of the Constitution.
"It's a little ahead of schedule, but I doubt the sheep fight back," said Governor Newsom of California. "So, yeah -- we are going to use the precedent of suspending civil liberties during a pandemic to suspend Americans' rights for anything we subjectively declare an emergency, rendering all rights subject to the government's whims. Pretty genius, right? Man, COVID was such a godsend for us."
At publishing time, Americans asking if we could please just follow the Constitution were accused of creating a public health emergency and immediately tossed in jail.


Commentary:
The Bee`s headlines have to be double checked.....nowadays.....just to confirm it’s not really true/happening.
We never know, with this Maoist DSA Democrat regime.
Yet the courts have come to the conclusion that the Gov`t under the 46th president did and has used the media to squelch Freedom of Speech, violating the First Amendment.

Oh look a snowflake is still scared