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Jordan Haskins (R), Christian by day, CRANKER by night!!
GOP Cranking Enthusiast Tells Michiganders To Flee Homosexual Agenda Right Wing Watch
A Michigan Republican running for an open seat in the state house, who briefly dropped out of the race after it was revealed that he had a record of criminal convictions for breaking into cars and masturbating to the sound of the engines, or “cranking,” told residents this month to flee the state if the legislature approves an LGBT-inclusive nondiscrimination bill.
Let's deepen that cranking thing for a minute, shall we:
Felony convictions linked to sexual fetish haunt me Saginaw state House candidate says MLive.com
Haskins admitted to police that, on both occasions, he broke into the yard where vehicles were parked, incident reports from the Saginaw County Sheriff's Department show. He said he pulled spark plug wires on sheriff, mosquito control and other vehicles parked there.
"Jordan would remove the spark plug wires and sit in the car and masturbate while the motor was sparking and making noises," the police report states.
So, an ex-con who whacks-off in cars to the sounds of car engines is a GOP candidate for the Michigan State House.
I am sure that Jesus may be crying somewhere.
So, this dude is telling Michigananders to flee the state because of "teh ghey":
PrideSource - GOP Hopeful Wants Christians Fleeing MI If Gays Get Civil Rights
If the state wants to trample religious freedom, we go somewhere else where our values are welcome," the candidate wrote on his Facebook page Oct. 8. "Michigan loses tax money, economic performance, jobs, etc. if they choose to be entrenched with the homosexual agenda, it's time for conservative christians (sic) to vote with their feet and their dollars.
Benghazi!!
Ebola!!!
Gheys, gheys, gheys!!!!
It's nice to know that the GOP is fielding such serious candidates this year. Yes, between the Palins screaming "fuck" every 5th word and this turd spooging on spark-plugs, the moral majority should be having a heart attack right about now.
So, enjoy this one, folks.
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