Cecilie1200
Diamond Member
Be sure and carry your firearm while shopping. It can get pretty rough out there. Might have to shoot a line jumper at the wrapping station or something similar.
I have often been tempted to get one of those little handheld joy buzzers so that I can buzz people on the ass when they insist on standing, mouth agape, in the middle of the aisle that I'm trying to navigate. Does anyone understand why Mexicans feel the need to shop in packs, and then hold long, rambling conferences so that no one can move past them? And they look right at you, and then just go back to gabbling in Spanish as though they have no idea why you're standing there impatiently, contemplating ramming one of them with your shopping basket. What the hell?
I recommend more time at the mall and less time at Wal-Mart.
( Unless you like joy-buzzing people on the ass... if that's the case, Wal-Mart is a grand place to hunting. )
Hah! I don't know about YOUR malls, but mine are so chock-full of people you can't stir 'em with a stick . . . although one is tempted sometimes to get a stick and try. Besides, there's no point in going to the mall unless you go into the stores, and then you're back in small-aisles-filled-with-morons.
Anyway, I'd have to be retarded to pay mall prices for stuff unless I can't find it anywhere else. I go to the mall for the movie theater, the game store, and the Borders. That's it.