Captain America Arrested With Burrito In Pants

[chanel]

Doctor Raymond Adamcik, 54, would probably rather forget about the weekend when he was arrested on charges of battery, disorderly conduct, drug possession and trying to destroy evidence. It's not what you would expect from a doctor or Captain America.

The Palm Bay family physician was at On Tap bar as part of a pub-crawl with other medical professionals. It was a sort of costume party on a bus that would take them around from bar to bar.

Everything was fine until, witnesses said, Captain America started getting too forward with a burrito he kept tucked inside his blue tights, a burrito that ultimately landed him in jail.

On Saturday night, when a costume party full of medical professionals stopped at On Tap Cafe, police said Adamcik had a burrito stuffed below the waistband of his costume and was asking women if they want to touch it. When one refused, he allegedly took out the burrito and groped her.

Captain America Arrested With Burrito In Pants - News Story - WFTV Orlando

Oh my. No one has ever asked me to touch their burrito. What a sheltered life I've led.

 

[Granny]

 

[random3434]

I sure as hell hope the ladies asked him,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,



Is that a burrito in your pants or .............well, you know the rest.

 

[chanel]

Didn't xotoxi mention something about a vacation in Palm Bay?

 

[xsited1]

 

[random3434]

Didn't xotoxi mention something about a vacation in Palm Bay?

His bean is too small to fit in a tortilla, if you know what I mean, and I think you do................

 

[chanel]

Sick joke warning:

 

[Ringel05]

What wimp uses burritos? Be manly and at least show off with a chimichanga.
(Hot sauce anyone?)