BREAKING: Trump-Putin Transcript!

[DGS49]

The Donald: Hey! I heard you fukkers hacked Podesta's emails, gave them to WikiLeaks, and in doing that, you tilted the election in my favor! Thanks!

Vlad: No problem.

 

[MisterBeale]

The Donald: Hey! I heard you fukkers hacked Podesta's emails, gave them to WikiLeaks, and in doing that, you tilted the election in my favor! Thanks!

Vlad: No problem.

I think it went more like this;

The Donald: Hey! I heard you fukkers hacked Podesta's emails, gave them to WikiLeaks, and in doing that, you tilted the election in my favor! Thanks!

Vlad: Das True. But when we went to give them to Wikileaks, they told us that Seth Rich and four other people in your CIA had already given them to them. Apparently Mrs. Clinton has more than a few people that do not like her.

 

[Toro]

Donald: Did you see the ass on that blonde German aide?

Putin: Da! Very nice!

 

[S.J.]

Obama: Hey Vlad, I heard you're meddling in our election.

Vlad: Yeah, so what?

Obama: Well, cut it out.

Vlad: F.U.

Obama: I mean it, knock it off.

Vlad: F.U.

Obama: Ok, that does it, you're time out!