Well I have been drunk before. So I certainly know how it feels.I was watching the Pope on TV today. Someone get a breathalizer!!!
And? How much alcohol had your TV?
He always looks drunk, slow speech, a bit slurred, re-reading passages over and over because he can't get them right, 2 guys next to him in case he falls over drunk...
Sounds not good. A constructive total loss. Buy a new TV after your brain transplantation. Your heirs will be thankful.
You do realize he is trying to get a reaction out of you, right?
You must not know what a drunk person looks like.