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Washington - President Biden today unleashed his fury upon the Hur report. "Ben has no idea what the hell he is talking about", said Biden. "So I don't know when my son died, how dare he ask me that about my son Hunter? How dare he!! And so what if I can't remember when my sister Jill's birthday is? And look, chariot racing is not even my thing, so what the hell man! Why is Ben the chariot racer asking all these damned questions anyway? The whole thing is stupidicdicus carnisionable."
Biden then paused to walk off the stage angrily confused and then came back and yelled "And if they want to invoke the 25th amendment to remove me from the Senate like the pony legged soldier thingy then come at me bro!!"
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