As of today, I am cutting off my genitals.

[The2ndAmendment]

After impregnating my wife as many times as possible in the next few months, and virtue signaling on social media how many abortions we had; I will then cut off my genitals and record the video of my gender transformation on Tiktok to extol it's virtues.

I will then proceed to sew a mask to my face and receive half a dozen COVID vaccinations.

I will close down my business permanently and declare bankruptcy in the name of COVID justice.

I will invite drug addicts to inhabit my boarded up business to maintain the property. I will join them in using drugs and smoking crack like the ideal son of President Biden. Smoking crack is the key to success.

I will go to border and ferry across hordes of illegal immigrants and invoke the name of BLM and Antifa as I vandalize and attack LEO's on Trump's wall.

I will then go to my local welfare office and demand free everything!

I will donate my remaining wealth to the campaign of neocons rinos and DINOS to accelerate WWIII in the Middle East.

 

[Foreigner Looking In.]

Stunning and brave.

 

[DigitalDrifter]

The left will praise your name, and include you at any of their parties.

 

[The2ndAmendment]

The left will praise your name, and include you at any of their parties.

If I missed any other trendy ideas and pledges command me to do them...it's trendy!I want to be part of the latest trends. I don't want to be left out!

 

[Harry Dresden]

After impregnating my wife as many times as possible in the next few months, and virtue signaling on social media how many abortions we had; I will then cut off my genitals and record the video of my gender transformation on Tiktok to extol it's virtues.

I will then proceed to sew a mask to my face and receive half a dozen COVID vaccinations.

I will close down my business permanently and declare bankruptcy in the name of COVID justice.

I will invite drug addicts to inhabit my boarded up business to maintain the property. I will join them in using drugs and smoking crack like the ideal son of President Biden. Smoking crack is the key to success.

I will go to border and ferry across hordes of illegal immigrants and invoke the name of BLM and Antifa as I vandalize and attack LEO's on Trump's wall.

I will then go to my local welfare office and demand free everything!

I will donate my remaining wealth to the campaign of neocons rinos and DINOS to accelerate WWIII in the Middle East.

so when you run to Brazil....are you going to give up your citizenship?....

 

[Jim H - VA USA]

After impregnating my wife as many times as possible in the next few months, and virtue signaling on social media how many abortions we had; I will then cut off my genitals and record the video of my gender transformation on Tiktok to extol it's virtues.

I will then proceed to sew a mask to my face and receive half a dozen COVID vaccinations.

I will close down my business permanently and declare bankruptcy in the name of COVID justice.

I will invite drug addicts to inhabit my boarded up business to maintain the property. I will join them in using drugs and smoking crack like the ideal son of President Biden. Smoking crack is the key to success.

I will go to border and ferry across hordes of illegal immigrants and invoke the name of BLM and Antifa as I vandalize and attack LEO's on Trump's wall.

I will then go to my local welfare office and demand free everything!

I will donate my remaining wealth to the campaign of neocons rinos and DINOS to accelerate WWIII in the Middle East.

You may be able to get into Biden's cabinet, but I'm thinking you might be slightly over-qualified.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

After impregnating my wife as many times as possible in the next few months, and virtue signaling on social media how many abortions we had; I will then cut off my genitals and record the video of my gender transformation on Tiktok to extol it's virtues.

I will then proceed to sew a mask to my face and receive half a dozen COVID vaccinations.

I will close down my business permanently and declare bankruptcy in the name of COVID justice.

I will invite drug addicts to inhabit my boarded up business to maintain the property. I will join them in using drugs and smoking crack like the ideal son of President Biden. Smoking crack is the key to success.

I will go to border and ferry across hordes of illegal immigrants and invoke the name of BLM and Antifa as I vandalize and attack LEO's on Trump's wall.

I will then go to my local welfare office and demand free everything!

I will donate my remaining wealth to the campaign of neocons rinos and DINOS to accelerate WWIII in the Middle East.

You'll be a leftard hero!!!!

 

[DukeU]

After impregnating my wife as many times as possible in the next few months, and virtue signaling on social media how many abortions we had; I will then cut off my genitals and record the video of my gender transformation on Tiktok to extol it's virtues.

I will then proceed to sew a mask to my face and receive half a dozen COVID vaccinations.

I will close down my business permanently and declare bankruptcy in the name of COVID justice.

I will invite drug addicts to inhabit my boarded up business to maintain the property. I will join them in using drugs and smoking crack like the ideal son of President Biden. Smoking crack is the key to success.

I will go to border and ferry across hordes of illegal immigrants and invoke the name of BLM and Antifa as I vandalize and attack LEO's on Trump's wall.

I will then go to my local welfare office and demand free everything!

I will donate my remaining wealth to the campaign of neocons rinos and DINOS to accelerate WWIII in the Middle East.

Looking for a position in the *biden admin. eh? It just might work.

 

[DigitalDrifter]

The left will praise your name, and include you at any of their parties.

If I missed any other trendy ideas and pledges command me to do them...it's trendy!I want to be part of the latest trends. I don't want to be left out!

Ok, I'll try to help keep you on track. Looking over your OP, I do see I need to make a few corrections. Please do not EVER use terms such as "wife", "addicts", "border" "illegal".

"Vandalize and attack LEO's" on the other hand is really good. Have to give you an A+ there.

 

[Meathead]

After impregnating my wife as many times as possible in the next few months, and virtue signaling on social media how many abortions we had; I will then cut off my genitals and record the video of my gender transformation on Tiktok to extol it's virtues.

I will then proceed to sew a mask to my face and receive half a dozen COVID vaccinations.

I will close down my business permanently and declare bankruptcy in the name of COVID justice.

I will invite drug addicts to inhabit my boarded up business to maintain the property. I will join them in using drugs and smoking crack like the ideal son of President Biden. Smoking crack is the key to success.

I will go to border and ferry across hordes of illegal immigrants and invoke the name of BLM and Antifa as I vandalize and attack LEO's on Trump's wall.

I will then go to my local welfare office and demand free everything!

I will donate my remaining wealth to the campaign of neocons rinos and DINOS to accelerate WWIII in the Middle East.

I expect you'll be voting Democrat from now on.

 

[The2ndAmendment]

The left will praise your name, and include you at any of their parties.

If I missed any other trendy ideas and pledges command me to do them...it's trendy!I want to be part of the latest trends. I don't want to be left out!

Ok, I'll try to help keep you on track. Looking over your OP, I do see I need to make a few corrections. Please do not EVER use terms such as "wife", "addicts", "border" "illegal".

"Vandalize and attack LEO's" on the other hand is really good. Have to give you an A+ there.

Ok, I will use "soulmate," "dependent," "Socially Recognized Delineation," and "foreign."

 

[night_son]

After impregnating my wife as many times as possible in the next few months, and virtue signaling on social media how many abortions we had; I will then cut off my genitals and record the video of my gender transformation on Tiktok to extol it's virtues.

I will then proceed to sew a mask to my face and receive half a dozen COVID vaccinations.

I will close down my business permanently and declare bankruptcy in the name of COVID justice.

I will invite drug addicts to inhabit my boarded up business to maintain the property. I will join them in using drugs and smoking crack like the ideal son of President Biden. Smoking crack is the key to success.

I will go to border and ferry across hordes of illegal immigrants and invoke the name of BLM and Antifa as I vandalize and attack LEO's on Trump's wall.

I will then go to my local welfare office and demand free everything!

I will donate my remaining wealth to the campaign of neocons rinos and DINOS to accelerate WWIII in the Middle East.

Seek immediate professional diagnoses. On a more serious note, your sarcasm changes nothing and does even less to advance our cause, which is opposing the rising tides of evil. We're all frustrated, pissed off and ready to pounce. Don't drown in the seas of your own cynicism or tragicomedy.

 

[WTH_Progs?]

After impregnating my wife as many times as possible in the next few months, and virtue signaling on social media how many abortions we had; I will then cut off my genitals and record the video of my gender transformation on Tiktok to extol it's virtues.

I will then proceed to sew a mask to my face and receive half a dozen COVID vaccinations.

I will close down my business permanently and declare bankruptcy in the name of COVID justice.

I will invite drug addicts to inhabit my boarded up business to maintain the property. I will join them in using drugs and smoking crack like the ideal son of President Biden. Smoking crack is the key to success.

I will go to border and ferry across hordes of illegal immigrants and invoke the name of BLM and Antifa as I vandalize and attack LEO's on Trump's wall.

I will then go to my local welfare office and demand free everything!

I will donate my remaining wealth to the campaign of neocons rinos and DINOS to accelerate WWIII in the Middle East.

Are you Billy or Rightwinger?

 

[The2ndAmendment]

Seek immediate professional ...

You're obviously a white christian male. stuf you homophobic bigot. cultists like you will be deprogrammed in short order. hater dupes!

repent and pledge thy allegiance to the State.

 

[The2ndAmendment]

After impregnating my wife as many times as possible in the next few months, and virtue signaling on social media how many abortions we had; I will then cut off my genitals and record the video of my gender transformation on Tiktok to extol it's virtues.

I will then proceed to sew a mask to my face and receive half a dozen COVID vaccinations.

I will close down my business permanently and declare bankruptcy in the name of COVID justice.

I will invite drug addicts to inhabit my boarded up business to maintain the property. I will join them in using drugs and smoking crack like the ideal son of President Biden. Smoking crack is the key to success.

I will go to border and ferry across hordes of illegal immigrants and invoke the name of BLM and Antifa as I vandalize and attack LEO's on Trump's wall.

I will then go to my local welfare office and demand free everything!

I will donate my remaining wealth to the campaign of neocons rinos and DINOS to accelerate WWIII in the Middle East.

You'll be a leftard hero!!!!

I may even get a Nobel Peace Prize.

 

[boedicca]

The left will praise your name, and include you at any of their parties.

If I missed any other trendy ideas and pledges command me to do them...it's trendy!I want to be part of the latest trends. I don't want to be left out!

Grow a Monkey Tail beard and put your hair in a Manbun.

 

[danielpalos]

After impregnating my wife as many times as possible in the next few months, and virtue signaling on social media how many abortions we had; I will then cut off my genitals and record the video of my gender transformation on Tiktok to extol it's virtues.

I will then proceed to sew a mask to my face and receive half a dozen COVID vaccinations.

I will close down my business permanently and declare bankruptcy in the name of COVID justice.

I will invite drug addicts to inhabit my boarded up business to maintain the property. I will join them in using drugs and smoking crack like the ideal son of President Biden. Smoking crack is the key to success.

I will go to border and ferry across hordes of illegal immigrants and invoke the name of BLM and Antifa as I vandalize and attack LEO's on Trump's wall.

I will then go to my local welfare office and demand free everything!

I will donate my remaining wealth to the campaign of neocons rinos and DINOS to accelerate WWIII in the Middle East.

You must be on the right wing. Where are your fine and wonderful, free market Capitalism solutions? Even women can be as dramatic as You for less.

 

[Pogo]

After impregnating my wife as many times as possible in the next few months, and virtue signaling on social media how many abortions we had; I will then cut off my genitals and record the video of my gender transformation on Tiktok to extol it's virtues.

I will then proceed to sew a mask to my face and receive half a dozen COVID vaccinations.

I will close down my business permanently and declare bankruptcy in the name of COVID justice.

I will invite drug addicts to inhabit my boarded up business to maintain the property. I will join them in using drugs and smoking crack like the ideal son of President Biden. Smoking crack is the key to success.

I will go to border and ferry across hordes of illegal immigrants and invoke the name of BLM and Antifa as I vandalize and attack LEO's on Trump's wall.

I will then go to my local welfare office and demand free everything!

I will donate my remaining wealth to the campaign of neocons rinos and DINOS to accelerate WWIII in the Middle East.

Promises promises....

After impregnating my wife as many times as possible in the next few months

Uh --- that would be "one" (1). Didn't your parents or biology class teach you anything?

I will then cut off my genitals and record the video of my gender transformation on Tiktok to extol it's [sic] virtues.

Maybe spring for English lessons too.

 

[The2ndAmendment]

After impregnating my wife as many times as possible in the next few months, and virtue signaling on social media how many abortions we had; I will then cut off my genitals and record the video of my gender transformation on Tiktok to extol it's virtues.

I will then proceed to sew a mask to my face and receive half a dozen COVID vaccinations.

I will close down my business permanently and declare bankruptcy in the name of COVID justice.

I will invite drug addicts to inhabit my boarded up business to maintain the property. I will join them in using drugs and smoking crack like the ideal son of President Biden. Smoking crack is the key to success.

I will go to border and ferry across hordes of illegal immigrants and invoke the name of BLM and Antifa as I vandalize and attack LEO's on Trump's wall.

I will then go to my local welfare office and demand free everything!

I will donate my remaining wealth to the campaign of neocons rinos and DINOS to accelerate WWIII in the Middle East.

You must be on the right wing. Where are your fine and wonderful, free market Capitalism solutions? Even women can be as dramatic as You for less.

I am only doing what Oprah told me to do. It's trendy.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

The left will praise your name, and include you at any of their parties.

If I missed any other trendy ideas and pledges command me to do them...it's trendy!I want to be part of the latest trends. I don't want to be left out!

Grow a Monkey Tail beard and put your hair in a Manbun.

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Manbuns scream "I'm a leftist girly boy"