Are you a freak?

[BDBoop]

Unfortunately, after an incredibly long, sad dry spell - she met her match.

Well - we view it as fortunate. You probably not-so-much.

 

[High_Gravity]

Unfortunately, after an incredibly long, sad dry spell - she met her match.

Well - we view it as fortunate. You probably not-so-much.

Go figure.

 

[High_Gravity]

I want a girl like Jennifer Aniston in Horrible Bosses.

 

[BDBoop]

I haven't seen it. Was it any good?

 

[foreversunshine]

Are you a freak?

My grandkids think so . . . sometimes.

 

[High_Gravity]

I haven't seen it. Was it any good?

Yes I liked it, especially Jennifer Anistons role in that movie.

 

[JWBooth]

Is your motto "It's only kinky the first time?" Is this your song?

Rick James - Super Freak - YouTube

Or are you strictly vanilla? On a scale of 1-10 with 1 being "Only missionary in the dark" and 10 being "I have no boundaries or inhibitions" - where do you land?

The answer to your question madam, depends on what you have in mind....

 

[BDBoop]

Open minds, the best kind.

 

[Mr.Nick]

8.5...

I don't do gay or S&M or female toys used on me..

I used to work in a sex toy shop when I was 20 and I had some pretty odd proposals - some of which I just couldn't turn down.

Lets just say MILF's liked to shop there...

Good times...

Oh and the best part is I got fired for not being gay and being with my two female co workers.

I swear on everything the manager hired me because allegedly she thought I was "gay" and she needed to let me go because I was fucking both the chicks that I was working with.

Oh and she fired me over the phone - she called me..

If that was now that would be a total discrimination lawsuit, probably even then. But I was just like "finally a break" and "fuck that place" hahaha...

She was just pissed because I was screwing employees and customers.

Back then my life was like the move "lover boy" with Patrick Dempsey...

 

[strollingbones]

I have noticed that nobody, nay - not even the OP - has addressed the issue.

I'm probably about a 5. If 10 is "whips and chains, secret word" time, I'm definitely a 5.

why in the hell is bondage always a 10? what the fuck? where do you put other things......like doll fetish or bestiality....there are a number of things under the sun that are much more 10ish than bondage......i swear...hell lets take a poster on here for example....

bondage or octopus.... whipped or tentacle...now which would you pick?

 

[strollingbones]

There is some pretty wacky stuff out there; one person's ten is another's four. Just sayin'

Assuming the mainstream position (pun intended!). If alcohol is involved, I'm probably a 9.0.

Just a Tuesday get me some, 7.5 or 8.

oooooooooooo you are one of them.....get a little booze in me and i will ass fuck and blame it on the booze in the morning?

i hate that

 

[strollingbones]

drunk or sober....i iz what i iz and i think you should try most things at least once.....consenting adults and all....

 

[strollingbones]

 

[AVG-JOE]

I have noticed that nobody, nay - not even the OP - has addressed the issue.

I'm probably about a 5. If 10 is "whips and chains, secret word" time, I'm definitely a 5.

Secret words are for hookers. Lovers need only eye contact.

 

[AVG-JOE]

If I was younger, I would be a solid 7. Now, I have to work on my dismount for a week before I'm allowed to even join the festivities.

 

[AVG-JOE]

You dismount and reach for the ibuprofen bottle? Yup, I can relate to that. Just like going out dancing and drinking until 3 am is no longer comfortable.

I pity the fool whose state or town makes her go home at 3 am!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFV5DZTgqKw]CLOSING TIME -SEMISONIC - YouTube[/ame]

 

[strollingbones]

and some are considered freaky for things they wont do.....

 

[Kiki Cannoli]

There is some pretty wacky stuff out there; one person's ten is another's four. Just sayin'

Assuming the mainstream position (pun intended!). If alcohol is involved, I'm probably a 9.0.

Just a Tuesday get me some, 7.5 or 8.

oooooooooooo you are one of them.....get a little booze in me and i will ass fuck and blame it on the booze in the morning?

i hate that

Then I guess its a good thing we're not fucking.

 

[editec]

No.

I am a very special kind of boy.. the kind you do bring home to mother.

 

[Douger]

Ever heard of felching ?
It's OK if you have a chaser.
Hey ! She likes it.....OK ?