An Open Letter to Nancy Pelosi

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    Dear Mrs. Pelosi,

    Kiss my American ass, you stupid, pretentious, fucking bitch!

    Love,

    Mini
     
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    Woah! You tell her!
     
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    Sorry you had to see that Granny, but I can't stand the clueless hag!
     
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    Hey, don't be sorry on my account! I've seen worse ... like having to actually look at her!!
     
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    Looks like someone has a hidden crush on Nancy
     
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    CMike Zionist, proud to be

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    You have a weird definition of what a crush is :cuckoo:
     
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    AmwayMike..

    You have a hard-on for Nancy too?
     
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    I'd tap her.
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    ....with a club.
     
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    E-Mail Joke


    Four parachutes

    An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

    The first passenger said, "I am President Obama, the chosen one. The world needs me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first parachute and left the plane.

    The second passenger, Nancy Pelosi, said, "I am the Speaker of the House. I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't want me to die." She took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.

    The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm a Senator and a decorated war hero from the Army of the United States of America." So he grabbed the parachute next to him and jumped.

    The fourth passenger, ex-President George W. Bush, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served my country the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

    The young girl said, "That's okay, Mr. President. There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest woman took my backpack."
     
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    That's so touching, so deep. Did you study Shakespear?

    :hitit:
     

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