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Thanks to our one political party with 2 seemingly different names, America's days as a single sovereign nation are all over except for the counting. When we split part, China will annex Hawaii and the Russian will back Mexico in La Reconquista of California. California Democrats will be shocked that they will be offered the choice of slavery or execution, but who didn't see it coming? "We were all for you defeating the evil nasty USA, why are you going all Cheney on us?"
After defeating the Russian backed Mexican insurgents,Texas and Oklahoma will form their own sovereign, Constitutional based nation.
Large American urban centers elsewhere in the former USA will resemble The Walking Dead (why do you think the show is so popular? You're looking at your future). The Democrat base, now cut off from their life support will wither and die. The few survivors will be the most ruthless, lawless and well armed.
Canada will try to annex Michigan and Wisconsin then loose all interest halfway through the effort
Tickets to Alexander Hamilton on Broadway will still be near impossible to obtain
After defeating the Russian backed Mexican insurgents,Texas and Oklahoma will form their own sovereign, Constitutional based nation.
Large American urban centers elsewhere in the former USA will resemble The Walking Dead (why do you think the show is so popular? You're looking at your future). The Democrat base, now cut off from their life support will wither and die. The few survivors will be the most ruthless, lawless and well armed.
Canada will try to annex Michigan and Wisconsin then loose all interest halfway through the effort
Tickets to Alexander Hamilton on Broadway will still be near impossible to obtain