Adult Joke

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    A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day
    out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves
    off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation.


    After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. "Well, sister, this looks
    pretty grim."


    "I know, father."


    "In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two."


    "I agree", says the Father, "Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of
    here alive, would you do something for me?"


    "Anything, Father."


    "I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours."


    "Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm." The nun
    opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts,
    commenting frequently on their beauty. "Sister, would you mind if I touched
    them? She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.


    "Father, could I ask something of you?" "Yes, Sister?" "I have never seen a
    man's penis. Could I see yours?"


    "I suppose that would be OK," the priest replied lifting his robe. "Oh Father,
    May I touch it?" This time the priest consented and after a few minutes of
    fondling he was sporting a huge erection.


    "Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can give
    life."


    "Is that true father?"


    "Yes, it is, Sister."


    "Oh Father that's wonderful, stick it in the camel and let's get the hell out
    of here."





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    Duck Dillo!!!!!!!! The BOLTS are COMING!!!!!!!!
    ..... :blowup:
     

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