72 Virgins.

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    I was thinking about becoming a Moosehead until I got to the part about 72 virgins.
    I decided to go Kwishtoon instead, then burn the bible and get sent to hail.
    There I can have 72 porn stars.
    Much better plan.

    If you want to invent a new religion for murka, make sure the reward is porn stars.
    You'll earn Billions !
     
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    What about rewarding with rep?
     
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    They forgot to tell muzzyz that it's 72 MALE virgins that they get. :ack-1:
     
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    What do women martyrs get?
    Shit, the last thing a woman wants is another (72?!) trainees.
     
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